I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.

Where the tryouts for the poketeam at? I'm coming with my growlithe. Also I can't draw.

I'd have to get everything prepped again, but I should be able to as long as there are 2+ players. I know Aaron, Alex, and John M were interested as well. Any time you guys are ready we could play online or plan to get together in person.

Hey, I remembered you saying Craig might be interested in D&D or something. I've got some encounters all layed out and ready for 2-6 players if you or anybody you know wants to give it a shot. Might even have a virtual tabletop for distance gaming. Let me know if you're up for it.