GOAL = BECOME Walrus

One day I will overcome the fact that I cut off my arms to become a walrus, and when that day comes I will be greatful. Until then I will continue to slide around on my belly. I use my nubs to slap the keyboard and pray to god I hit the right keys. For mouse control I use my mouth. You get used to it after a while. Trust me....I'm a walrus.

PS: It took me 9 days to type this correctly.

Signed: The CS:GO Legend