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Roommate: You move in with me, or I move in with you. 2 things can branch from this.
The first one is, you find out about my jobs, and ask for some of my services, or the second one is that I tell you just to make yourself at home, and you take that very literally.
Prostitution: Am a ♥♥♥♥♥, you buy me. Done done.
The Backroom: I am a striper, or a waitress at hooters, you pay me to take you into the backroom for some one on one fun.
Porno: We are pornstars, and we are making a porno. This can let us be a bit more creative with are set ups.
Rape: You rape me, in a many different areas and ways. I don’t think I can make a pacific setup for rape.
Highschool Slut: This will make me a bit younger, we are still in highschool and am the highschool slut.
Gloryhole: You pop your ♥♥♥♥ through a whole, and I give you a grade A blowjob, and maybe a bit more.
>"Well ur daddy never came home"
*instant suicidal thoughts*
I like so many things about him. I've noticed the majority of Anti-Trump individuals know nothing of his policies outside of calling him "a racist or a bigot" and also, they know nothing about the policies of the candidate they claim to support.
I support Trump on taxes (both individual and corporate), immigration (including the wall and his detailed plan for having mexico pay for it), his business background and time tested negotiating skills, i really like his trade reform that he outlined in detail on his website, and i respect him for saying what he actually thinks instead of being another fake personality.
Trump will win. He will most likely be the last conservative president, unless we change how the electoral college works or we destroy the two party system.
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
+rep nice player
+rep best AWP player
+rep fast and nice trade
+rep good teammate
+rep Good job
+rep great, highly recommended
-rep cheater.
-rep aimlock
-rep aimbot
-rep WH
-rep trigger
-rep WH and aimbo
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┃█ -Mom&Dad █┃
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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