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Slembastian 2025 年 10 月 11 日 下午 11:31 
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Jack Hoff :) 2024 年 8 月 5 日 上午 8:15 
+ aura
Grover 2024 年 5 月 17 日 下午 4:57 
this guy is an actual criminal stay away he cracks drm denuvo on games steam remove this :steamthumbsdown:
Grover 2023 年 3 月 25 日 上午 11:06 
igogigo gaga baby ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you big ass baby
Slembastian 2023 年 3 月 25 日 上午 12:41 
+rep
Jack Hoff :) 2022 年 2 月 9 日 上午 5:43 
what a ♥♥♥♥in' weeb lmao
Your Highness 2020 年 12 月 15 日 上午 12:52 
Dude, listen to me very carefully now. I'll trade you a pair of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tf2 gunboats for that Sealed Graffiti | Karambit (Violent Violet) knife. I just want to help.
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Hamfoe 2018 年 6 月 1 日 上午 4:23 
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Hamfoe 2018 年 1 月 29 日 上午 6:36 
Did you ever wonder🤔😮what happens when you nut🍆💦😫? What if you nutted🍆💦😫out the sperm cell that would've became a genius🤓but instead kept the one that would be a clown🤡? That's why I refuse to masturbate😤because I want a genius🤓child👶💯💯💯
Hamfoe 2017 年 12 月 16 日 上午 2:59 
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Hamfoe 2017 年 4 月 7 日 上午 3:43 
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Hamfoe 2017 年 3 月 27 日 上午 8:18 
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Grover 2017 年 3 月 23 日 上午 6:17 
:dfsrank::explodeshot::Letter_N::Letter_D: :Letter_N::MagnetPM::Letter_D::letter_E::justS:
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Hamfoe 2016 年 11 月 14 日 上午 12:56 
Stole my car and killed my mom
+rep
Slembastian 2016 年 11 月 14 日 上午 12:55 
Way too lucky :(
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Feed em Rice 2015 年 11 月 1 日 上午 4:19 
Happy Halloween! :tank:
Woodhouse 2015 年 10 月 9 日 上午 1:24 
+rep
Hamfoe 2015 年 10 月 7 日 下午 5:08 
Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No! Its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Emil.:d2axe:
Feed em Rice 2015 年 10 月 1 日 下午 3:10 
+Jew, Stole all my gear :MMNotGood:
Feed em Rice 2015 年 9 月 23 日 上午 12:42 
She said she was 16 man! It wasn't my fault i swear...
Slembastian 2015 年 9 月 23 日 上午 12:39 
profile of the year
Hamfoe 2015 年 9 月 18 日 上午 2:55 
FagJack killed and raped a girl in 1990. :sad_creep:
Feed em Rice 2015 年 9 月 8 日 下午 11:42 
U & I
Feed em Rice 2015 年 9 月 8 日 下午 11:37 
amayzin
Slembastian 2015 年 9 月 8 日 下午 9:05 
Yum
Feed em Rice 2015 年 9 月 3 日 上午 12:27 
YUM YUM
Amanov 2015 年 9 月 3 日 上午 12:17 
Yum
Hamfoe 2015 年 9 月 3 日 上午 12:17 
Yum
Feed em Rice 2015 年 9 月 2 日 下午 11:51 
Yum
Amanov 2015 年 9 月 2 日 下午 10:31 
How to make chocolate cake
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Ingredients
1 cup white sugar
1 1/8 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup cold, strong, brewed coffee

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8 inch pan. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla and beat well. Add flour mixture, alternating with coffee. Beat until just incorporated.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.
Feed em Rice 2015 年 9 月 1 日 上午 7:59 
How to make chocolate cake
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Ingredients
1 cup white sugar
1 1/8 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup cold, strong, brewed coffee

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8 inch pan. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla and beat well. Add flour mixture, alternating with coffee. Beat until just incorporated.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.
Hamfoe 2015 年 8 月 31 日 上午 4:52 
hahaha sorry Emil
Feed em Rice 2015 年 8 月 31 日 上午 1:37 
:meatytears: Original British banter
Amanov 2015 年 8 月 31 日 上午 1:36 
hahaha sorry Emil
Feed em Rice 2015 年 8 月 31 日 上午 1:12 
hahaha sorry Emil
Amanov 2015 年 8 月 30 日 下午 7:10 
As the great war of memes raged on, Frogeir Pepe, Commander of the 8th Legionnaire Forces, led his warriors into a vicious battle. He fought valiantly, and emerged victorious from the war which left millions without memes, as well as those hungering for new memes to be created. The war ended 42 years after it began, when Pepe was a small frog, a farm frog, whom enjoyed his life of peace and tranquility, now a man, his famed actions in war, resulted in a high positioning amongst the High Meme Council, of Euporia, led by King Fedora. King Fedora bestowed Pepe with Protector of the Meme Realm, and he carried this title to his grave, when he was murdered by his fellow frogs at court, who ruthlessly and repeatedly stabbed Pepe, while uttering 'For the memes'. One by one, the daggers fell, as did Pepe, he was a brave frog, a free frog.:steamsalty:
Hamfoe 2015 年 8 月 19 日 上午 6:51 
As the great war of memes raged on, Frogeir Pepe, Commander of the 8th Legionnaire Forces, led his warriors into a vicious battle. He fought valiantly, and emerged victorious from the war which left millions without memes, as well as those hungering for new memes to be created. The war ended 42 years after it began, when Pepe was a small frog, a farm frog, whom enjoyed his life of peace and tranquility, now a man, his famed actions in war, resulted in a high positioning amongst the High Meme Council, of Euporia, led by King Fedora. King Fedora bestowed Pepe with Protector of the Meme Realm, and he carried this title to his grave, when he was murdered by his fellow frogs at court, who ruthlessly and repeatedly stabbed Pepe, while uttering 'For the memes'. One by one, the daggers fell, as did Pepe, he was a brave frog, a free frog.
Ayye.1891 2015 年 7 月 29 日 上午 3:40 
As the great war of memes raged on, Frogeir Pepe, Commander of the 8th Legionnaire Forces, led his warriors into a vicious battle. He fought valiantly, and emerged victorious from the war which left millions without memes, as well as those hungering for new memes to be created. The war ended 42 years after it began, when Pepe was a small frog, a farm frog, whom enjoyed his life of peace and tranquility, now a man, his famed actions in war, resulted in a high positioning amongst the High Meme Council, of Euporia, led by King Fedora. King Fedora bestowed Pepe with Protector of the Meme Realm, and he carried this title to his grave, when he was murdered by his fellow frogs at court, who ruthlessly and repeatedly stabbed Pepe, while uttering 'For the memes'. One by one, the daggers fell, as did Pepe, he was a brave frog, a free frog.
Feed em Rice 2015 年 7 月 5 日 下午 9:26 
As the great war of memes raged on, Frogeir Pepe, Commander of the 8th Legionnaire Forces, led his warriors into a vicious battle. He fought valiantly, and emerged victorious from the war which left millions without memes, as well as those hungering for new memes to be created. The war ended 42 years after it began, when Pepe was a small frog, a farm frog, whom enjoyed his life of peace and tranquility, now a man, his famed actions in war, resulted in a high positioning amongst the High Meme Council, of Euporia, led by King Fedora. King Fedora bestowed Pepe with Protector of the Meme Realm, and he carried this title to his grave, when he was murdered by his fellow frogs at court, who ruthlessly and repeatedly stabbed Pepe, while uttering 'For the memes'. One by one, the daggers fell, as did Pepe, he was a brave frog, a free frog.
Feed em Rice 2015 年 6 月 8 日 下午 11:03 
Yoddle lay hee hoo
Feed em Rice 2015 年 6 月 7 日 下午 6:49 
for being funny bro!
And i know i'm stoooopid :derp:
The Pressed 2015 年 6 月 7 日 下午 6:37 
For what?
Fapjack u stupid <3
Feed em Rice 2015 年 6 月 7 日 下午 5:19 
+repperino :heart:
Feed em Rice 2015 年 6 月 5 日 下午 7:23 
What's Gucci my ♥♥♥♥♥?
What's Louis my killa?
What's drugs my deala?
What's that jacket, Margiela?
Feed em Rice 2015 年 6 月 3 日 下午 10:46 
I'm like, "Hey, what's up? Hello."
Seen your pretty ass soon as you came in that door
I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll
Married to the money, introduced you to my stove
Showed you how to whip it, now you remixin' for low
you my trap queen, let you hit the bando