living the banter life

Pros:
-no bad language (at all)
-will kiss your dad
-only smokes on holiday
-knows at least 10 spells to summon satan
-willing to sacrifice his first born

Cons:
-competitive crack smoking© since 1986
-convicted sex offender (in his dreams)
-can't keep his ♥♥♥♥ in his pants. his literal ♥♥♥♥.
-does not know how ro spell "dyslexia"
-t̶̨̞̦̙̗̲͐̕͜͝h̸̞̫̳͙̼̜͙̜̥̱̳̬͕͓͐̆̂̚e̶̢̧̖̘̯͚̮̩͛̊̀̈́͐͒͒͜͝ ̴̧̢̗͓̦͉̠̯͍͙̗̫̖̻͊̍̌̓̾̾̽̀e̵̡̙̬͍̩̻̤͙̲̰͗̇̈̕ͅẙ̵̛̹̱̺̪̙̠̑͆͊̿͜͜͝͠ę̸̛̜̫̥͈̟̟̪̯͋̈̽̅̓̐̅͐̾̀̚ş̴̙͓͙̼̀̐̈͂̎̅͋͗ͅ ̷̧̻̻̭̤̠͇̫̅ǫ̴̺̣̙̊̋̈́̓̈́̓͆͆f̷̢͚̦̫͕̤̻̤͎̠͐̊̓̑͘ ̸͖̑̂́g̶̨̘͕͍̮̥̩͈̱̦̜͉͎͒͆̈́̿́̀̏̕͘͠o̷̫̤̼̻̰̻̺̩̣͂ḑ̶̙̲̪̿̐͝ ̴͍̲̮͎̤̥̳̟͈̼̫̥̳͙̈́̆̂̽͛̔̏̒̕ͅs̶͇͉̙͔̍̎̿͝e̵̹̰͎̥͕̠͐͂́́̌̊̔̀͆͑ê̴̟͈̤͓̰͇̦̼̯͇̺̔̈͂̓̽́̎̏̆̕͝ ̸̨̡̠̺̪͓͔̫̯͙͚̠̈́͑̀͐͆̈̓̋͛̆͘͝͝ẻ̷̤͖̞̟͔͌͗̚ͅv̸̧̖̈͐̇̏͆͌͋̾̒͐̂́̔̌͊ͅe̴͖͚͚͍̟̞̼͔̳̹͆͋̿̚͘͝r̷̰͙͇̞̟̒̉͋̎̀̋̐͝y̵̨̡͈̥̺̼͗͒́͌͗̃̈́̽̕̕̕͜ͅt̵̡̧̜̼̰̠̺̬̘̗͛̏̀̍̉̀̅̓h̴̡̖̣̟̝̟̭̩̯͉̩͔͊͌̀̊̃̅͋͂̈́̒͗͜i̶̧̲͇̻̳̫͖͚̘͕̰͉̮̪̅̔̾n̴͕̬̳̤̲̳͙͚̗̞͌̈͝ͅģ̴̗̣̘̮̜̯̣̭̖͙͈͚̥̖̌́̒̒͐̄͒̿̈́̓̈́
-speaks to himself in sleep