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alexander r34

I dont think ive played a game worse than pubg other than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vtech spongebob game my parents got me when i was 5. This game is completely unfinished and i haven't a damn clue why these nerds cant take a wrench to their game with all that cold hard cash they made from the couple million idiots who decided to fork over 30 united states bank notes given to them by babushka.

the game feels like im running rust on a first gen ipod. Hey im not sporting a nasa god tier machine mind you. i5, gtx1060, 16g ram, not bad. But as soon as a press that little cursed icon sitting at the bottom of my dashboard with “PUBG” in big ass yellow letters, my frames drop to the point where it looks like im watching a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slideshow. its as if i went into a deep web chat room with malwarebytes disabled and said “♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up fam”

dont get me wrong, this game is fun with friends, hell some of the best times ive had with my buds were just the four of us ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in a UAZ with the windows down blasting miley cyrus like its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owen wilson movie. but the time where my dumbass went into a solo diving into polyana and get immediately shot like im waving around a $5 panera bread gift card in the middle of compton bc the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ houses wont load was one of the many games where i sat back in my chair and just said to myself, “was this pre release game really worth $30?” no, the answer is a fat no. im well aware that the building model loading issue might be a hdd issue but ive looked into it and my formatting is completely spotless, if i need to take the damn thing out of my pc and throw it in the dishwasher to clean it then i will. ill be damned if i have to pay upwards of a Benjamin for an ssd to load a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blender model polygon house only to loot a crowbar and some pants.


the hit reg and hitboxes are worse than rainbow six during operation health. i would like to get some hitpoints when i shoot someone from clitlicking distance while standing completely still with a shotgun more beefy than terry cruz. OH and the command registration issues, good christ where do i start. ill give you a rundown on how computers/games/slaves in the 1800s work. if you give them a <command>, then they usually <obey>. pubgs game script gives a colossal middle finger to that logic and completely ignores my mouse1 inputs. it would be real nice if the game could just shoot my gun when i tell it to like a normal game, but nah that requires effort and money they need that for their NEW AND REVOLUTIONARY VAULTING MECHANIC THAT IS TAKING ACTUAL years to be released.


the RNG factor is nearly laughable. the games fairness is completely ruined from the busted- er, i mean, “realistic” drop rates. your only chances of surviving rely on weather or not your pc is better at registering bullets than the guy your shooting at, and if you can survive an asschewing at pochinki for a level 2 vest and a redbull. so essentially your success depends on if you have a i9 with quad titanx all liquid cooled by alien blood.

the gun balancing is SO much better now than about a month ago; however, its still tremendously suicide worthy. why have a kar98 when you have a trusty double barrel with a choke on it. why is it whenever i shoot at someone with a shotty, its like i slapped them in the face with a napkin from a little kids birthday party, but when i get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flashed, its like some big brollic black dude named ♥♥♥♥♥♥ requis put a bedsheet over my head and proceeds to skull ♥♥♥♥ me. (r/jev)

idk what this games future looks like. vaulting, climbing, whatever, all mechanics that are most likely bugged and will be broken from the get go.
EA will probably buy bluehole only to sell optimization options for $17.99. but dont take your hands out of your pants yet because they’ll throw in a FREE SUPPLY CRATE.

4/10 recommend to people who are insanely patient and have tons of friends

its ♥♥♥♥ lol