Hello. My name is Shrek, I am a male ogre, at 750 lbs. I have also been committing tax evasion for 27 years. It all started when Lord Farquaad of the IRS seized my swamp, ever since then I have been on the run. I don't know how much longer I can last, since I recently ran out of rations of onions. Hopefully, I can find a way to repay the toll to get my swamp back, but I am sure Lord Farquaad wouldn't be willing to negotiate a price. In all my time on the run, my wife has left with the kids, and I haven't seen them since. I can only assume they are dead. I am not saddened by this, however, for my wife, Karen was quite the ♥♥♥♥♥, and would often go to the IRS government building and bribe Lord Farquaad to seize the swamp so she can take the kids.

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first i bang the drum than i bang ur mom.