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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

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YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICALLY BEEN HIT BY...

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Which probably makes you pretty path. I’d be exile too.
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is one more for Kingsmarch!!!

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Disco Elysium. The game is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical communism most of the references will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the Detective’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation—his personal philosophy draws heavily from Marx’s Das Kapital, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Disco Elysium truly ARE

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

This player is fantastically talented, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

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So i was watching rick and morty right, and it was just a casual night and i was just watching rick and morty. Well, out of nowhere the funniest ♥♥♥♥ happened. Rick and Morty, Season 3, Episode 3, 56 seconds in. At the time, this was happening, The scientist guy, Rick, was nowhere to be found. Morty tried to look for him but all he found was just a mere little pickle on the desk. You know what happened? He heard ricks voice, somewhere around the room. Morty used a screwdriver to flip the pickle over and...you’ll never believe this, IT WAS RICK! HE WAS A PICKLE!! I kid you not, he’s called PICKLE RICK! PICKLE RICK!!! LMAO!!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing! My chest was in pain and i almost felt that i was going to suffocate!! Funniest ♥♥♥♥ i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that. Im still laughing thinking about it. Awww man, you had to be there. It was just so funny.

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I really miss you. Please, come home. I'm not how I used to be, anymore.

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

You know you can have 3 free month of dota+? Even if you have active subscription. Some may left at {LINK} maybe

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

hallo i am roblox admin and i would like to hav all ur items please to win a free roblox gift coard

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N1: tough crowd
N2: BestWill left :\
N3: gay trans left too so ♥♥♥♥ roles basically
N4: Ken is very annoyed at ben...

AAAAAAAAAH!!! Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes!

AAAAAAAAAH!!! Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes!

Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do in this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICALLY BEEN HIT BY...

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…\___ A BOAT_____/
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Which probably makes you pretty angry. I’d be pissed too.
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ came out of nowhere!!!

Mug drop 10k In 10 seconds or die,Run or pull out weapon is KOS!!!

I want you to reread what you wrote here, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go to the nearest set of stairs and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fling yourself as hard as you can into the wall about 6 feet from the top steps. If by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miracle you are still able to move around/think clearly I want you to just start shrieking at the top of your lungs until someone calls 911 and the police arrive. When they start questioning you I want you to growl like the deranged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animal you are, and lunge for the closest police officers gun. Then, and only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then, will you have a shot at redemption. May god have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mercy on your soul... because I sure as ♥♥♥♥ wont.

As I'm sure you are aware for centuries, the female body has been admired, it has been specified as art, as a thing of beauty. In modern day times, this beauty can be captured through photos and sent for easy viewing of this art. I realize there are negative connotations behind this act, now referred to as 'sending nudes' but you see this form of art happens regularly within friends, partners, and even strangers. With that being said, I humbly request that you allow me to gaze upon the masterpiece of art that you truly are.

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Comments how do you comment on pure IGNORANCE documented evidence since from b4 3000 BC for many different aliments we have to look at what potato does to people every day alcohol is almost not usable if driving domestic violence from consumption of a depressant alcohol yet legal MARIJUANA IS A PLANT you know those things we eat try smoking nutmeg and see how far you can fly or maybe some PITCHORY WEED the grasshoppers will eat that b4eating your lettuce greed is the basis of this Stalling tactics the 2nd of the deadly Sins and people are suffering having to drink alcohol cause there real medicine is deemed yeah bunch of murderers justify their sickness for greed

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Do u think 🙉😕its ok🚫⛔🚫 to be racist😡👿 like this... Calling me mayo☁ and cracker🍞 🔳..????? Or eve n BECKY👸????!!! What is america🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 becoming that i am ALLOWED🙅❌to be treated like THIS!!!!! This is the true 👍💯💯injustice😢👎👎💔🚫!! My parents 👫💙💜did NOT ❌❌🚫work so hard to make a living🏡 to be able to bring me👸 👪and my birth name into this world 🌎!! only for you to call me BECKY! 🙍👧👸That is not👎❌❌🙅 my name!! I am so tired 😣😣😖of how racist ❌😱💦😡people are to me! For being white❌💯👻!! I have a black friend!! And i love 👅🙌❤😣 sushi 🍙🍤 🍣!!! I dont see 👀👀 👀 color♥♥🔴🔵 so you 👆👆 shouldn't either! If the cyber harassment 💻📱 does NOT⛔🚫❌ STOP🙅✋🆘 I WILL call📞☎ the police!!!!!👮

If my Nerf Guns👌🔫 and Mr Baldini😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me at Baldini's general store😔👻🌹 Cuz its So a-Nice to a-See you putt-Putt😏💯🔥😎

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If my Nerf Guns👌🔫 and my girl😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 Cuz its Nerf or Nothing😏💯🔥😎

If my Nerf Guns👌🔫 and my girl😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 Cuz its Nerf or Nothing😏💯🔥😎

im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl

im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl

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how bout u go an ♥♥♥♥ off this legion td game then u peice of ♥♥♥♥ u think we need a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like u telling us about fire elementals who the ♥♥♥♥ are u take your worthless advice and get the ♥♥♥♥ out of her

ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

I've seen this copypasta at least 52 times before, I know I counted every single one, I have a photographic memory. I see it pasted everywhere by low life unoriginal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ such as yourself. And you know what, it isn't funny. I didn't even giggle. I didn't even smile a little bit. NOT EVEN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LITTLE BIT. You could have got a psychologist to analyse my facial expressions and body language and they'd come up with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing. I am dead inside when I read your memes, and I have to listen to Evanescence to wake me up inside again. I had absolutely no emotion at the bottom of my soul, a part from disgust. I hate this meme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, more than I hate that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ doge meme. You're probably like "doge meme is so funny le wow xDDD". ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme copying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plebeian.

Astounding! You have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall comment was ABSOULUTLEY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! you are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: LOL N0 UR GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows ♥♥♥♥ About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this ♥♥♥♥ inside out. I don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know ♥♥♥♥ about what goes on in my life. Think for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows ♥♥♥♥ About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this ♥♥♥♥ inside out. I don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know ♥♥♥♥ about what goes on in my life. Think for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Compose more memes.
To be honest, this is the most important thing that I've done.
Forget building a retirement fund, saving money, exercising, etc.
When I composed a healthy database of memes, I was set for pretty much anything life could throw at me.
Boss is yelling at me? Throw a meme at it. Stuck in traffic? Throw a meme at it. Annoying relatives? Throw a meme at it.
Plus now, all my friends call me the dankest human on the planet.
Thanks memes.