安装 Steam
登录
|
语言
繁體中文(繁体中文)
日本語(日语)
한국어(韩语)
ไทย(泰语)
български(保加利亚语)
Čeština(捷克语)
Dansk(丹麦语)
Deutsch(德语)
English(英语)
Español-España(西班牙语 - 西班牙)
Español - Latinoamérica(西班牙语 - 拉丁美洲)
Ελληνικά(希腊语)
Français(法语)
Italiano(意大利语)
Bahasa Indonesia(印度尼西亚语)
Magyar(匈牙利语)
Nederlands(荷兰语)
Norsk(挪威语)
Polski(波兰语)
Português(葡萄牙语 - 葡萄牙)
Português-Brasil(葡萄牙语 - 巴西)
Română(罗马尼亚语)
Русский(俄语)
Suomi(芬兰语)
Svenska(瑞典语)
Türkçe(土耳其语)
Tiếng Việt(越南语)
Українська(乌克兰语)
报告翻译问题

⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀
⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤NIKO
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇
⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋
⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦
⠀⣾⣿⠏⣥⣤⣍⢻⣿⣷
⢰⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇
⣸⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣌⢻⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦
⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣬⣭⣉⡙⢿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⢉⡛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡿
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿-REP::⠻⣷⣶⣤⣬⣭⣍⣥⠞⠁
⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠋⣡⣴⣶⣦⣄⡀
⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⢋⣥⣤⡍⢻⣆
Once a lady gets a sweaty corkin' from Hot Dog Rog (me), there's no fallin' in love with any other man.
Wedding bells? Hmph, more like wedding smells, because my nose is gonna be thhunkin' and pOppin' every puckering, sputtering, gasping, barking hole aaaaall niiiiiiight loooooong.
Woof, woof, awroooo!
Ingredients
4 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons extra-virgin 😉 olive oil
1 loaf crusty bread, split
3 tablespoons grated cheese, Parmigiano or Romano, optional
Chopped fresh parsley
Directions
Combine garlic, butter, and oil in a microwave safe dish or in a small saucepan. Heat garlic and butter and oil in microwave for 1 minute or in a small pot over moderate-low heat for 3 minutes.
Toast split bread under broiler. Remove bread when it is toasted golden brown in color. Brush bread liberally with garlic oil. Sprinkle with cheese, if using, and parsley. If you added cheese, return to broiler and brown 30 seconds. Cut into chunks and serve.
From what l've read on the internet, you can burn approximately 40-90 calories per session, or as some have said, 3 calories a minute. My sessions are generally 10-15 minutes, so that's 30-45 calories x 7, which is 250-315 calories a day (like a 20-30 minute workout at moderate intensity).
For ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles I wanted to know if minions can have sex and have male genitalia.
I found from the wiki that all minions are MALE, and have existed for millions of years. Seeing that in the 2015 movie that they were still evolving while vertebrates have already evolved, it seems they have not descended from early vertebrates. This makes minions invertebrates. (Source: https://www.vice.com/en/article/we-dissected-minions-with-an-evolutionary-biologist-432/)
Looking at naked minions they have no visible genitalia, however there are pictures of minions covering themselves. Why would a minion cover themselves if they have nothing to hide?
Give This Blunt (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅_̅_̅_̲̅_̅_̅() ڪےTo Everyone You Care About,
See If You Can Get 420 Before Christmas!!!
●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢠⡾⣫⣿⣻⣿⣽⣿⡇⠀⠈⢿⣧⡝⠟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢷⣄⠀⠀
⠀⢠⣯⡾⢿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣆⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⣽⣄⠀
⢠⣿⢋⠴⠋⣽⠋⡸⢱⣯⡿⣿⠏⣡⣿⣽⡏⠹⣿⣿⣿⡎⢣⠙⢿⡙⠳⡙⢿⠄
⣰⢣⣃⠀⠊⠀⠀⠁⠘⠏⠁⠁⠸⣶⣿⡿⢿⡄⠈⠀⠁⠃⠈⠂⠀⠑⠠⣈⡈⣧
⡏⡘⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡥⢄⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⢸
⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣄⣸⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢨
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡳⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
OFFICIAL ACCOUNT!
BLM, ACAB
she/her•13 💁♥️ • 2-9-07 💋💞 • Atheist 😈💫 • God's Princess 😇🙏• Twerker 😵🍑 • aquarius ♒• DON'T MESSED WITH ME ♥♥♥♥♥ 😏✨ • Jake 😍💕
⠄⣿⣿⣬⣀⣠⣤⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢀⣶⣶⣦⣌⢙⡀⠄⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⣄⡀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠟⣸⡇⠄⠄
⣆⠙⠉⣠⣤⡀⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⣋⣥⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⡇⡀⠄
⣤⡀⠸⣿⣿⡿⠶⠶⢾⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣲⣧⠄
⢺⣿⣦⣬⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡀
⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⠭⠴⠒⠨⢭⠛⠛⠋⣼⣿⣿⣟⣛⣡⣴⣿⡇
⠄⠘⣷⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡙⠁⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⣶⣦⠄⣠⣶⣿⣦⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤
My girlfriend walked into the room. Thankfully my reflexes were good enough after all those years of masturbation, I quickly minimized discord window. My gf looked me in the eyes and said "Was there your buddy Jeff's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the screen just now?" Oh no, I wasn't quick enough. "Honey, it's not Jeff, it's Crystal" I mumbled. "What the ♥♥♥♥? It's totally Jeff, I would recognise his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anytim-" she stopped herself
██▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒██(¯`•´¯)
▀██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▀.*•❀•*.
─▀██▒▒▒▒▒██▀.•..(¯`•´¯)
───▀██▒██▀(¯`•´¯)*•❀•*
─────▀█▀…•..*•❀•*
♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
█░░ █░░█ █░░ █▀▄
▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀░▀
█▀▀█ █▀▀▄ █▀▀▄
█▄▄█ █░░█ █░░█
▀░░▀ ▀░░▀ ▀▀▀░
█▀▀ ▀▀█▀▀ █▀▀█ █▀▀▄ █▀▀ █
▀▀█ ░░█░░ █░░█ █░░█ █▀▀ ▀
▀▀▀ ░░▀░░ ▀▀▀▀ ▀░░▀ ▀▀▀ ▄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡀⡚⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣇
⠀⢰⠇⣿⣷⣬⣛⠿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿
⠀⢸⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣭⡅⣾⣿⣿⡟⢿⢿⡝⢿⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿
⠀⣨⠅⢿⣿⡅⣊⡉⢙⣛⣛⣻⡅⣇⠈⠋⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⡀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⣿⣿
⠰⡏⣾⡜⣿⣧⢻⡇⠙⠛⣛⢩⣤⠻⠦⠴⠿⠷⠴⠷⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏
⠀⠁⠈⢿⠘⣿⡆⢇⠀⠀⠀⠋⠸⠃⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠘⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃
All of this was fine and dandy, until the day my wife's boyfriend bought me a gaming pc, and my wife never wanted to step on me and degrade me in our relationship. A heavy bought of depression befell me. I trained myself to watch the most toe curling, succulent, creamiest of pornographic content; thus to no avail. I could never seem to get my member to harden.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿
its me,,poorejoseph
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' BARK BARK
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : : ¸„,-~"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„---~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :-
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯ Giv dis cute puppy a kiss on the nose
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~
.81 CHANCE AND $781!!!!!!!1 WTF M8
HE IS MY GOD