hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

ah yes, just as i remembered

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

bro wtf is oatmeal

ROUQE

oh uh, here

what did we do with the ketchup?

here lemme clean up the blood

get the grill

dont worry i got it with the phys gun

BURN IN HOLY FIRREE!

b

oh no

NI-ssan

oh, ok then

here you are sir

ima need to see your C L E A R E N C E level in order for you to perform that action

woof woof ni-

*boss music intensifies*