Hellbomb uwu

Never get near this man when he's wearing a portable hellbomb

The best brother i could ever ask for!

He's my babby daddy and he never ever tips when we go out literally a terrible person I can't imagine being someone that would spit on a waiter thats just a college kid he's even collected every member of a japanses idol group in body pillow form

S3xual 1ntercourse. Thats- thats the answer for all of these, every single one of you that uh "If you had 24 hrs with me what would you-" s3xual int3rcourse, every single time. We dont even need to do anymore, all done, youre so hot, hubba hubba, wanna have s3x. Thats it. No more. Dude thats like eh "If i brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's, what would you do" id take the pizza and id have s3x with you. Cause youre so attractive ehh the girl "If i worked at Starbucks and i gave you the drink that you paid for but i looked at you, what would you do"... Interc0urse. I would take you to the back and have intercours3, because i cant resist you, okay? Were all done, theres no more, what else- what-what mor, do we nee- I need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delete this app dude.

WUV YEW