Hey Gozer!

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Sasquatch. Along the sky flashed scenes from his life . For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand. One belonged to him and the other to the Sasquatch.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him he looked back at the foot prints in the sand and noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of foot prints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest, saddest times of his life.

This really bothered the man and he questioned Sasquatch about it. "Sasquatch," he said, "you said once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way. But I've noticed that during the most troublesome times of my life there's only one set of foot prints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."

Then Sasquatch turned to him and replied, "HHUURRRGGGEERRRHUUU! AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

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