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˚ ˛ •˛• | 田田|門| ˚And a happy new year
Soulja Boy, 👏tell 👏'em👏 🙋♂️👋Hey, 😏I 👆got 👇a new dance for ☝️you all 👫👭👬called 😱the Soulja 💁♂️Boy💁♂️💁♂️
👈👈🔥💯🔥🔥🔥YOOOOUUUUUUU🔥🔥💯👈👈
You 😜gotta 👊punch 👊then crank ✊️👊back three3️⃣times ⏰⏰from 👈left👈 to 👉right👉 Ah, 😂👌yeah!🕺
Soulja 💁♂️💁♂️Boy 💁♂️off 👉in 👇this 💦hoe👅 👀Watch 👀 me 👋crank 👋it🕺🕺 👀Watch 🙌me ✊️👊roll✊️👊 👀Watch 👏me 👏crank 👋✊️👊that 👉Soulja🙋♂️ Boy💁♂️💁♂️
Harambe be thy name. Your enclosure come, bad ♥♥♥♥ will be done, on earth as it is in Cincinnati zoo, give us this day our daily banana, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive little kids that trespass our enclosures. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from retarded Americans, for harambe is the kingkong the power and the glory, forever and ever.
Banana.
Doom and Gloom up🔺👆 in his room🚪, Is broken💔 instantly, By his magic🌙 little 🐟fish🐟 who grant🌠🌠 his every wish🙏, Cuz in reality they are his Odd Parents,⭐Fairly⭐ Odd Parents, Wanda: Wands🍆 and wings👼, Comso: Floaty Crowny👑things,
Odd Parents, ⭐Fairly⭐ Odd Parents, Really odd, pea pod🌰, buff 💪bod💪, hot🔥 rod 🚘, Timmy: Obtuse📐, rubber goose🐦, green🍏 moose, guave juice🍹, giant snake🐍🐍, 🎂birthday🎂 cake, large fries🍟, chocolate🍫🍫 shake!
Odd Parents, ⭐Fairly⭐ Odd Parents, It flips your 🎩lid🎩 when you are the kid👦, With ⭐Fairly⭐ Odd Parents,
Vicky👹: Yeah right👌💯😂
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💯True💯 Harambes are irreplaceable 💖I could never ❌delete❌ you 🐵🐒🐒Harambe🐵🐵!💖 Send this to ten🔟🔟 other 👪gorillas🙉🙊 👪 who give you 💦cummies😂😂😂💦 Or never get🉐 😅called😰 ☁️loyal☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get🉐
00️⃣0️⃣ Back: no 👎 cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3🖱 back: you're a 🅰️ 🐵🐒🐒monkey☁️💦
🕠5🕠 back: you're 🐵🐒🐒Harambes 🐵🐒💯💯kitten😽👼💦 Meow!
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˚ ˛ •˛• | 田田|門| ˚And a happy new year
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII