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You fool! Don't you know that traps aren't gay? Let me explain why. First, we need to look at math, which has been called the language of the universe. See, traps are undeniably male, otherwise they wouldn't be traps, they'd be trans. Therefore, if a man ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap, then it'd be two men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Still with me? Now, when men and women ♥♥♥♥ it's called "multiplying", and creates something more than nothing, a child, a positive. When multiplying that means that the multiplicand and the multiplier are either both positive or both negative. That means that men and women are basically the same, which sounds pretty gay to me. Taking this conclusion though we can determine that if two men ♥♥♥♥, a positive doesn't form, meaning that they have two different signs. And thus, I rest my case.
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Honey
I say naids or naideen
Which ever one I use the same thing
Bus
I say BPH
The black person holder that transportates
Doctor
I say doctee or docturd
Whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word
Abortion
I say borty
Boty
A fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty
Lips
I say lyups or chlyups
The flesh trapdoors in between my hips
Trapdoors
What’s that doorway for
Something special
Let me tell you more
CHORUS: Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
I say feesh
Feesh
A yeasty dish that’s so delish
Chicken
I say cheeukun ♥♥♥♥♥
But too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire
Black
I say blaque
Blaque
Aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back
Pro-gram
I say grim
Grum
When me and Madge Weinstein have some fun
Panties
I say panni
Panni
Wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny
Fanny
What’s your fanny for
Something special
Let me show you ♥♥♥♥♥
Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse
I’ve been violated
I’ve been violated
Oh yeah!
Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Vibrators
Dildos
Pens
Pencils
Coins
Pebbles
Broomstick handle
Fishing rod handle
Umbrella handle
Toothbrush handle
Hockey stick handle
Fingers
Small glass jar
Test tube
Screwdriver handle
Stiff ♥♥♥♥♥!
Cigar
Banana
also the head and legs look a bit weird, 4/10
Firstly, to the woe of those into both pee and bee, bees do not pee. Insects entirely lack kidneys, bladders, livers, and more.
Now, to the question regarding the post, do bees fart, and if they do, is it an extremely dirty fart at that?
Well, lets first discuss bee poop. bees mostly use everything when making honey, which is basically pure energy and nutrients. Bee poop is mostly undigested pollen grains and more complex sugars.A bee could poop in your ice cream, and you would be none the wiser, you might even like it better, for reasons ranging from "culinary" to sexual. Bees are surprisingly clean creatures, and despite bee poop basically being failed candy, bees always leave the hive to poop, they do not poop inside the hive.
I just need to find a group of people that like BD.SM and horses more than I do. What have I done to deserve this like that lacks horse ♥♥♥♥♥, pony ♥♥♥♥, and horse ♥♥♥ for me to drink by the gallon. I want nothing more than to be tied up by my fellow submissive humans and to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ raw by a horse ♥♥♥♥ while watching the others either ♥♥♥♥ or be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the horses. Then when all is said and done and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was filled, I would use a buttplug to store all the horse ♥♥♥ in my ass for the next week. Just letting the warmth of the horse ♥♥♥ fend off the cold of winter. Then maybe, if the horses were to allow it, I would milk their ♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥ and store them in jugs to keep my stomach full. I can't live off regular food anymore. All I want is horse hussy, ♥♥♥, an ♥♥♥♥.
She's (23F) been taking horseback somewhat seriously, and at this point it's all she does. Goes to work, comes home, horse videos. Goes to see her horse, comes home, horse videos. All we talk is horse. All she talks is horse. We haven't had sex in months, at this point I'm tired of hearing about this horse. I tell her we don't hang out, we don't spend time, we're not intimate. Her response? I'm busy, spend time with me and my horse.
She told me she's taking weekends off to spend time with me a couple months ago, but guess what? Her weekends immediately result in, you guessed it, her teaching her coworkers how to ride a horse, and
the other day to spend her whole day with her horse.
I'm sick of this. My place in this relationship has come to me being an accessory; we don't ♥♥♥♥, we aren't intimate, we don't even kiss. She just tells me she loves me and expects me to believe that.
Well guess ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? You're running out of daylight in this relationship. Asking me how I'm doing doesn't cut the mustard in a relationship. You need to actually do some work outside of that. I'm not the housemaid, anymore, I'm tired of being treated like I'm some kind of roommate
End rant. Is this what being a man in a modern relationship is like nowadays? I'd rather be single.
Edit: for context, I used to cook every meal everyday. I used to rub her feet, her back, her butt, without asking for anything back. I'm a legit chef, who chose woodworking as a career. I still send her texts and tell her I crave her, I love her, I want her. I used to be spontaneous, romantic, I used to put in that time. I'm still the only one who cleans, who cooks, who puts in that effort. All I get is a half assed asking how I'm doing while her phone is up, horse video queued up, and she gets annoyed when I don't express every feeling with her I have. It's like, yeah, I'm tired of everything being about how you're trying to take horse riding seriously. I'm taking wood working seriously, I work 80 hours a week, at home, and I STILL put in the effort to show you that you matter to me. You work 35 hours, put in that time with other people and your horse.
So it's morning. And all of these comments are everywhere. The solution I've chose moving forward is to talk to her about this one last time and bring up the idea of couples counseling. I want to work on this relationship, were not married, but there's so much put into it that I can't see myself giving it a fair chance with some extra communication.
To the people who suggested harming the horse, absolutely not. I'm better than that, and I respect animals so much that I refuse to do any harm.
To the people who suggested leaving, I've considered it. Everytime I bring up how I'm not happy to her it's met with "if you want to end this just end it" which indicates to me that she's possibly checked out a long time ago anecdotally speaking.
To the people who've considered counseling, I'm gonna give it one last try.
Finally, we need to talk about Applejack. She has a southern accent, and wears a cowboy hat. Cowboys were initially created to hunt down Runaway Slaves. Applejack is direct evidence of Pony Slavery! Confederate States of Ponyville, much?
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Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai
I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colours in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colours in the sky
I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colours in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai?
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai?
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai?
Ay, ay, ay I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Hi, Ken
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun
Well, Barbie, we are just getting started
Oh, I love you, Ken
The water screams sublime
His feet shift, teeter-totter
Deep breath, stand back, it’s time
Toes untouch the overpass
Soon he’s water bound
Eyes locked shut but peek to see
The view from halfway down
A little wind, a summer sun
A river rich and regal
A flood of fond endorphins
Brings a calm that knows no equal
You’re flying now
You see things much more clear than from the ground
It’s all okay, it would be
Were you not now halfway down
Thrash to break from gravity
What now could slow the drop
All I’d give for toes to touch
The safety back at top
But this is it, the deed is done
Silence drowns the sound
Before I leaped I should’ve seen
The view from halfway down
I really should’ve thought about
The view from halfway down
I wish I could’ve known about
The view from halfway down
As a straight, white, conservative male (the most oppressed minority in America), Tucker has always stood by my side. Tucker has always been wonderful representation for my kind. Honestly, if it weren’t for Tucker, his broad shoulders, those pouty lips, I wouldn’t even be a conservative. I’m definitely a straight guy, but I’d be damn well lying if I didn’t say I want Tucker Carlson’s big white ♥♥♥♥ up my ass. Everyday in my shower, I use my wife’s hairbrush to stretch out my anus, preparing it for his girthy member. I’ve just been waiting for Tucker to take my anal virginity.
Read till the end! I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and asked "why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels!" twenty angels are in your world. Ten are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some things and says it over. a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Karma send this message to 14 friends including me, if I don't get it back I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. you are being tested and Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in Karma drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU MUST CARE ABOUT YOU
Just hold your finger on it n it should say forward🥺🥺
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger makes me wanna hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side,
Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice Fluttershy.
For honesty no pony can deny, you are the Applejack of my eye,
A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by
And you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
Our friendship's magic and it's growing all the time.
A new adventure waits for us each day is yours and mine.
We'll make it special every time!
We'll make it special every time!
(My Little Pony)
What a wonderful wonder friendship brings
(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends
Good to meet someone who has a slightly similar routine to me. - Atleast on the virtual steam platform.