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Panda_Boy 2025 年 7 月 24 日 下午 5:05 
Nice account :) but your missing out on some good games you didn't play
キツネ 2023 年 5 月 12 日 下午 9:24 
Traps aren't gay.
You fool! Don't you know that traps aren't gay? Let me explain why. First, we need to look at math, which has been called the language of the universe. See, traps are undeniably male, otherwise they wouldn't be traps, they'd be trans. Therefore, if a man ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap, then it'd be two men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Still with me? Now, when men and women ♥♥♥♥ it's called "multiplying", and creates something more than nothing, a child, a positive. When multiplying that means that the multiplicand and the multiplier are either both positive or both negative. That means that men and women are basically the same, which sounds pretty gay to me. Taking this conclusion though we can determine that if two men ♥♥♥♥, a positive doesn't form, meaning that they have two different signs. And thus, I rest my case.
キツネ 2022 年 9 月 19 日 下午 10:31 
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god

Honey
I say naids or naideen
Which ever one I use the same thing

Bus
I say BPH
The black person holder that transportates

Doctor
I say doctee or docturd
Whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word

Abortion
I say borty
Boty
A fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty

Lips
I say lyups or chlyups
The flesh trapdoors in between my hips

Trapdoors
What’s that doorway for

Something special
Let me tell you more

CHORUS: Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse

Oh oh oh oh oh my god
キツネ 2022 年 9 月 19 日 下午 10:31 
Fish
I say feesh

Feesh
A yeasty dish that’s so delish

Chicken
I say cheeukun ♥♥♥♥♥
But too much dark meat can ruin your fig-ire

Black
I say blaque

Blaque
Aunt teresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back

Pro-gram
I say grim

Grum
When me and Madge Weinstein have some fun

Panties
I say panni

Panni
Wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny

Fanny
What’s your fanny for

Something special
Let me show you ♥♥♥♥♥

Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse

I’ve been violated
I’ve been violated

Oh yeah!

Lips pout
The walls fall out
Red rose grows
As the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse

Jizz trap
Spreads my gap
Red meat flaps
As the walls unwrap
My lapse
Prolapse

Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh oh oh oh oh my god
キツネ 2022 年 8 月 28 日 下午 6:30 
Objects that I have shoved up my arse
Vibrators
Dildos
Pens
Pencils
Coins
Pebbles
Broomstick handle
Fishing rod handle
Umbrella handle
Toothbrush handle
Hockey stick handle
Fingers
Small glass jar
Test tube
Screwdriver handle
Stiff ♥♥♥♥♥!
Cigar
Banana
キツネ 2022 年 8 月 27 日 下午 9:13 
As for the farting part, it is without a doubt that any animal could potentially have air trapped inside it, and therefore must expel it, however farting as we know it is much more than that. Regardless, a bee would not "fart", and if they did, it would be more akin to a floral perfume than a burst of sulfur and feces.

also the head and legs look a bit weird, 4/10
キツネ 2022 年 8 月 27 日 下午 9:13 
as an extreme bee enthusiast, this is anatomically incorrect. I shall take a moment to teach the people about bee excrement.

Firstly, to the woe of those into both pee and bee, bees do not pee. Insects entirely lack kidneys, bladders, livers, and more.

Now, to the question regarding the post, do bees fart, and if they do, is it an extremely dirty fart at that?

Well, lets first discuss bee poop. bees mostly use everything when making honey, which is basically pure energy and nutrients. Bee poop is mostly undigested pollen grains and more complex sugars.A bee could poop in your ice cream, and you would be none the wiser, you might even like it better, for reasons ranging from "culinary" to sexual. Bees are surprisingly clean creatures, and despite bee poop basically being failed candy, bees always leave the hive to poop, they do not poop inside the hive.
King Ronny 2022 年 8 月 12 日 下午 4:04 
I wish I lived in a dystopian universe where males don't age physically past 10, and the chance of being born male was so astronomically low that ejaculate was the rarest and most valuable commodity, and women were hyperdeveloped Ara Ara MILFs with libidos that pornstars can't even pretend to emulate, and having sex once a day was considered abusively low. And that, when born, males are taken, raised, and ranked, and given to elite, high class families of women to breed with and extract ♥♥♥ for the health of society. Oh, but even though it's so valuable and rare, semen isn't actually that viable, so reproduction is already near civilization-endingly low So regular semen drainage is a given. Males can expect to be brought to orgasm no less than 10-20 times a day.
King Ronny 2022 年 8 月 12 日 下午 4:04 
Being awoken to the feeling of a vacuum cleaner on your ♥♥♥♥ and opening your eyes to find the maid's mouth tightly sealed around your ♥♥♥♥, even though it is strictly forbidden for a woman to have sex with a male not assigned to her family is not uncommon. Masturbation of course is extremely illegal for males but due to being small and weak, it's usually just punished with re-education. Except for being literal ♥♥♥-slaves, males are treated like high class second class citizens, So like a medieval princess.
King Ronny 2022 年 6 月 27 日 上午 1:33 
May god have mercy on my hussyless soul.

I just need to find a group of people that like BD.SM and horses more than I do. What have I done to deserve this like that lacks horse ♥♥♥♥♥, pony ♥♥♥♥, and horse ♥♥♥ for me to drink by the gallon. I want nothing more than to be tied up by my fellow submissive humans and to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ raw by a horse ♥♥♥♥ while watching the others either ♥♥♥♥ or be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the horses. Then when all is said and done and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was filled, I would use a buttplug to store all the horse ♥♥♥ in my ass for the next week. Just letting the warmth of the horse ♥♥♥ fend off the cold of winter. Then maybe, if the horses were to allow it, I would milk their ♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥ and store them in jugs to keep my stomach full. I can't live off regular food anymore. All I want is horse hussy, ♥♥♥, an ♥♥♥♥.
King Ronny 2022 年 6 月 26 日 下午 3:28 
That's it. I (26M) said it. My girlfriend got a horse a little over a year ago, and it was nice to start, we've been dating for a little under 5 years, we bought a house together, so it's not about the timing.

She's (23F) been taking horseback somewhat seriously, and at this point it's all she does. Goes to work, comes home, horse videos. Goes to see her horse, comes home, horse videos. All we talk is horse. All she talks is horse. We haven't had sex in months, at this point I'm tired of hearing about this horse. I tell her we don't hang out, we don't spend time, we're not intimate. Her response? I'm busy, spend time with me and my horse.

She told me she's taking weekends off to spend time with me a couple months ago, but guess what? Her weekends immediately result in, you guessed it, her teaching her coworkers how to ride a horse, and
the other day to spend her whole day with her horse.
King Ronny 2022 年 6 月 26 日 下午 3:28 
I am sick and tired of everything being about this horse. I'm going traveling by myself at this point, we were supposed to have those weekends to travel and spend time together. We even were gonna bring the horse together so she can ride on the weekends. I supported her journey with her horse in the beginning, because she was willing to put in the effort to spend time with me too. But now, i can literally go the whole day and not be around, come back at midnight, and it's "how was your day? Cool, heres what me and my horse did" for 2 hours.

I'm sick of this. My place in this relationship has come to me being an accessory; we don't ♥♥♥♥, we aren't intimate, we don't even kiss. She just tells me she loves me and expects me to believe that.
King Ronny 2022 年 6 月 26 日 下午 3:27 
I don't want to stray away from this relationship, but everytime I bring up spending time/ being intimate it's met with "I work a lot, I'm busy, I know I don't put in the effort as much, but I'm running out of daylight to ride my horse." Legit I just fought for time with her to be met with "wake me up early so we can spend some time before I go see my horse"

Well guess ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? You're running out of daylight in this relationship. Asking me how I'm doing doesn't cut the mustard in a relationship. You need to actually do some work outside of that. I'm not the housemaid, anymore, I'm tired of being treated like I'm some kind of roommate
King Ronny 2022 年 6 月 26 日 下午 3:27 
.

End rant. Is this what being a man in a modern relationship is like nowadays? I'd rather be single.

Edit: for context, I used to cook every meal everyday. I used to rub her feet, her back, her butt, without asking for anything back. I'm a legit chef, who chose woodworking as a career. I still send her texts and tell her I crave her, I love her, I want her. I used to be spontaneous, romantic, I used to put in that time. I'm still the only one who cleans, who cooks, who puts in that effort. All I get is a half assed asking how I'm doing while her phone is up, horse video queued up, and she gets annoyed when I don't express every feeling with her I have. It's like, yeah, I'm tired of everything being about how you're trying to take horse riding seriously. I'm taking wood working seriously, I work 80 hours a week, at home, and I STILL put in the effort to show you that you matter to me. You work 35 hours, put in that time with other people and your horse.
King Ronny 2022 年 6 月 26 日 下午 3:26 
EDIT: I hate the internet some days

So it's morning. And all of these comments are everywhere. The solution I've chose moving forward is to talk to her about this one last time and bring up the idea of couples counseling. I want to work on this relationship, were not married, but there's so much put into it that I can't see myself giving it a fair chance with some extra communication.

To the people who suggested harming the horse, absolutely not. I'm better than that, and I respect animals so much that I refuse to do any harm.

To the people who suggested leaving, I've considered it. Everytime I bring up how I'm not happy to her it's met with "if you want to end this just end it" which indicates to me that she's possibly checked out a long time ago anecdotally speaking.

To the people who've considered counseling, I'm gonna give it one last try.
キツネ 2022 年 6 月 20 日 下午 7:02 
You know, if you think about it the society of My Little Pony is extremely racist. Like, they even went so far as to replace "Everybody" with "Everypony", even though it's shown from Episode 1 that there's other species??? Also, all of them (until later seasons and arguably even the movie), they are all explicitly evil except for Model Minority Spike! Also, the towns are all named for how Pony everybody in them is! From Ponyville to Canterlot, it's just pony ♥♥♥♥. It's like if we named Dallas "Whitepeopleville"
キツネ 2022 年 6 月 20 日 下午 7:02 
Also, there's segregation! In Twilight's "School of Friendship", - which, I should note, is opened to teach other races friendship, because of course it's a concept exclusive to Ponies - the (PONY) school inspector wants to shut it down because he doesn't want to mix pony students with other races!

Finally, we need to talk about Applejack. She has a southern accent, and wears a cowboy hat. Cowboys were initially created to hunt down Runaway Slaves. Applejack is direct evidence of Pony Slavery! Confederate States of Ponyville, much?
キツネ 2022 年 6 月 12 日 下午 8:47 
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King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 30 日 下午 3:35 
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai
I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colours in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colours in the sky
I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colours in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 30 日 下午 3:34 
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai?
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai?
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Ay, iyaiyai
Where's my samurai?
Ay, ay, ay I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 21 日 上午 9:09 
Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 21 日 上午 9:09 
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 21 日 上午 9:09 
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun
Well, Barbie, we are just getting started
Oh, I love you, Ken
King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 20 日 上午 7:08 
I think everyone wishes humans had a tail, liike imagine the moms at walmart saying "omg ur hair is so pretty ;3" then you'd say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she'll notice and be like "awww look at you getting all excited for mommy" then you'd start to blush and get all embarrassed an ♥♥♥♥ x3.... yall feeling me on this one?
King Ronny 2022 年 5 月 2 日 下午 4:42 
If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
Nelots 2021 年 10 月 15 日 下午 12:17 
weak ♥♥♥♥, but i've improved your profile tremendously
King Ronny 2021 年 10 月 14 日 下午 5:11 
Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take ♥♥♥♥ of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
King Ronny 2021 年 10 月 14 日 下午 5:11 
It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation.
King Ronny 2021 年 10 月 14 日 下午 5:11 
Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay ♥♥♥♥, right into the action.
King Ronny 2021 年 10 月 14 日 下午 5:10 
Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more).
King Ronny 2021 年 10 月 14 日 下午 5:10 
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.
Valentine 2021 年 3 月 20 日 上午 10:16 
The weak breeze whispers nothing

The water screams sublime

His feet shift, teeter-totter

Deep breath, stand back, it’s time

Toes untouch the overpass

Soon he’s water bound

Eyes locked shut but peek to see

The view from halfway down

A little wind, a summer sun

A river rich and regal

A flood of fond endorphins

Brings a calm that knows no equal

You’re flying now

You see things much more clear than from the ground

It’s all okay, it would be

Were you not now halfway down

Thrash to break from gravity

What now could slow the drop

All I’d give for toes to touch

The safety back at top

But this is it, the deed is done

Silence drowns the sound

Before I leaped I should’ve seen

The view from halfway down

I really should’ve thought about

The view from halfway down

I wish I could’ve known about

The view from halfway down
Valentine 2021 年 2 月 23 日 上午 9:14 
"red sus red sus!!!" you know what else is sus? amogus. why is the word "amogus" suddenly all over the internet? it can only be a reference to one thing - amogus technologies, a transnational it consulting company with offices in Irving, Toronto and Hyderabad. Amogus provides salesforce and IT services to various companies. Now who is behind the rapid proliferation of amogus on the internet, and why would they want to do it?
Valentine 2021 年 2 月 23 日 上午 9:13 
I suggest that the global popularity of the 2018 video game "among us" in 2020, especially with cringey youtubers that make money by exploiting 6 year olds slow attention span, is all the work of front organizations bankrolled by amogus technologies. if amogus has multiple offices in various countries, that must mean that its revenues are high enough to fund such an operation, with the main goal of increasing sales. however, that didn't work, as google trends shows that "amogus" only recently began trending at a high rate compared to "among us".
Valentine 2021 年 2 月 23 日 上午 9:13 
so then, what has changed since then? what happened was the supreme court allowed trump's tax returns to be handed over the manhattan da. clearly, amogus technologies is involved in an international conspiracy to steal the election from donald trump and forever discredit his legacy in the eyes of the american public. therefore, i posit further that amogus technologies with their massive it solutions and cloud capacity was the entity used to provide technical support to the criminals who committed mass voter fraud in the 2020 election. It all adds up - this is why dominion and smartmatic who took most of the flack from trumps lawyer team are filing suits-- they are actually innocent. the real answer was hiding under our noses all along - AMOGUS.
Nelots 2021 年 2 月 20 日 下午 6:41 
Sir, this is a Arby's.
Valentine 2021 年 2 月 20 日 下午 6:37 
I need Tucker Carlson to pound my tight white ass

As a straight, white, conservative male (the most oppressed minority in America), Tucker has always stood by my side. Tucker has always been wonderful representation for my kind. Honestly, if it weren’t for Tucker, his broad shoulders, those pouty lips, I wouldn’t even be a conservative. I’m definitely a straight guy, but I’d be damn well lying if I didn’t say I want Tucker Carlson’s big white ♥♥♥♥ up my ass. Everyday in my shower, I use my wife’s hairbrush to stretch out my anus, preparing it for his girthy member. I’ve just been waiting for Tucker to take my anal virginity.
Valentine 2021 年 2 月 20 日 下午 6:35 
So really, I guess this post is for Tucker. Tucker, if you’re out there, I love you, man. I’m madly in love with you. I love watching Fox news just to stare deeply into your eyes, and hear your soft, crisp voice. Sometimes it almost feels like we’re making eye contact. Haha, I like that feeling :). Sometimes when I’m alone at night in my bed, I like to imagine your big strong hands gripping my ass cheeks. I like to moan a little, just for practice. If you see this, Tucker, please contact me. Please visit. We can arrange something. I’ll pay for your entire trip. Please, daddy. I live in West Memphis, Arkansas. You can even move here if you’d like. I’ll kick out my wife and kids too.

Valentine 2021 年 1 月 23 日 下午 4:15 
This is for u

Read till the end! I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and asked "why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels!" twenty angels are in your world. Ten are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some things and says it over. a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Karma send this message to 14 friends including me, if I don't get it back I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. you are being tested and Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in Karma drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU MUST CARE ABOUT YOU

Just hold your finger on it n it should say forward🥺🥺
Valentine 2020 年 12 月 13 日 下午 4:21 
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger makes me wanna hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side,
Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice Fluttershy.
For honesty no pony can deny, you are the Applejack of my eye,
A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by
And you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
Our friendship's magic and it's growing all the time.
A new adventure waits for us each day is yours and mine.
We'll make it special every time!
We'll make it special every time!
(My Little Pony)
What a wonderful wonder friendship brings
(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends
Kvatch 2020 年 3 月 22 日 下午 4:22 
Hey, Nelots. Does the name Robo ring a bell?
Nelots 2020 年 2 月 29 日 下午 2:44 
Yeah, this profile picture is full of nostalgia.
Lord Ocram 2020 年 2 月 29 日 下午 2:43 
Your profile pic brings me back. GG
^2REPROBATE 2020 年 2 月 22 日 下午 3:39 
HEY I SAID ADD ME, B WORD
Nelots 2020 年 2 月 21 日 下午 5:51 
♥♥♥
King Ronny 2020 年 2 月 20 日 上午 9:48 
thot
^2REPROBATE 2019 年 12 月 29 日 上午 4:49 
WHATEVER NERD
Nelots 2019 年 12 月 28 日 下午 5:15 
UhhhhhhhhhUUUUHhhhhhhhhhhh no?
^2REPROBATE 2019 年 12 月 28 日 下午 4:41 
UhhhhhhhhhUUUUHhhhhhhhhhhh add?
Caliđa Myriad 2019 年 9 月 4 日 下午 8:48 
We also have a few other games in common - I just found it interesting.
Good to meet someone who has a slightly similar routine to me. - Atleast on the virtual steam platform.