Hi, I'm with the Donald Trump Administration and I am a part of the outreach program TOUCHING CHILDREN, EMOTIONALLY* and I wanted to let you know that we understand what 6 7 means. Please stop sending this intolerable thing to other people, otherwise ICE will be at your door.

*We were forced to add this bit after the church said we were copying them.

We hope this will entice you to return, but if it doesn't, the third package contains all of those previous videos, but also a flash game titled Minions: The Rise of Minussy and Gru, which follows the titular Minions and their new leader Minussy in their attempt to make Gru return to his villainous ways, and only you as the ever faithful Minion you are can assist in such a task! The cost of this, however, is 78.99 USD, and if this still doesn't entice you, you can call us back at 1-800-HARDMINIONS toll free to talk to another one of our representatives.

We're begging you to return, please, you've funded us for the last 5 years since no one else in their right mind would pay for such a subscription, we can lower it to Canadian currency if that will help. Please, I have a family of 10 to feed and Mohammad, my youngest, really could use a nice pair of shoes, his old ones were ate by rabid dogs and he truly was grateful that you paid for his last pair.

If you do not care for my family and the other customer service reps that are surviving off your payments, we will e-mail the list of things you watched to your friends and family, this is your final warning, Momo123456789.

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