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This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
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IT'S bad to be a CAPTILIST
Post this on a wall of a HUGE CAPTILIST ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and tell them how DISGUSTING they are!
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- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
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- 5x Bananas
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- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
You have been banned from life for (Failing to sruvive wreslemainia,Being a ♥♥♥♥,Insulting our gloirous leader,drinking bleach,RDM X10,RDA X5,Being a cockweasel,not complamenting cute animals,making bad "let's play's",Loving FNAF,Being cancer in general,Killing Music,Severe homophobia,Assassinating several taco truck people,General hacks,And not worshipping Chin-Chin.)
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep steam properly air conditioned
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You have been visited by the wall of Trump, copy and paste this to five of your friend's profiles to make America great again.
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POST LE WINDMILL IN 2 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED.
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Fail you are
You must report this to Jeth Master Yonks/Bonks of the Sith Republic - Master Yonks and Yoda 2016
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| Windows has detected that tthis player listed above is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. |
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Yet Merry Christmas and a Happy new Steam year :D
WHAT ARE THOSE ;D
-Nazi Workers 2015
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Down with Captlisim! Communsim will rule, JOIN ME COMERADES! WE WILL FIGHT FOR COMMUNSIM! For the motherland!
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your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass just got shot up in a driveby!! you better get tough and learn to survive in the ghetto before you get yourself killed fool!!