EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? 

EDIT  4: I knew you were always a bi tch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought  you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too  quick to judge 

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again wh ore 

EDIT 6: hey are you there?

I've  always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty  sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the  picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't  have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst  a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking  forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! 

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha 

EDIT  2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button  from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you  could find it, but just in case hahah 

Excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" 

Not  that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around  here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see  a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I  really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you  are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about  anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to  know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I  see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to  teach each other. 

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO SMASH *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *goons furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hello ma'am, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent-looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the CSGO Lobby. If you require any guidance, please, DM me. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. Rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2: a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. Are you good at CSGO? I am a CSGO aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically ofc, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends ofc)

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.