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Wrap House Simulator🌯 — A Spit-Roasted Slice of Simulation Heaven (Halal Certified)

Wrap House Simulator is the ultimate culinary chaos sim where you step into the well-worn shoes of a Turkish wrap master, grinding daily to make the perfect dürüm while your shop smells like grilled destiny. Scientifically speaking, this is peak gastro-simulation: physics-based meat handling, real-time lavash folding, and thermodynamically accurate grill marks. It’s got a dopamine-loop tighter than a kebab roll at 2AM. Customers roll in with AI-driven emotions ("I said NO onions, abi!"), you sprint between orders like a döner-fueled gazelle, and every upgrade — from garlic sauce injectors to state-of-the-art rotisseries — slaps harder than your uncle’s backhand in a backgammon loss. The co-op mode lets you and your friends run the wrap empire together, shouting “AYRAN NOW!” while everything’s on fire, and somehow still feeling wholesome. It’s not just a game — it’s a simulation of ambition, sweat, spice, and brotherhood. Fully halal, 100% awesome, and scientifically proven to increase wrap-craving by 340%. Final verdict: 10/10, Michelin stars and Steam stars alike. May your wraps be tight and your sauces plenty.

Worst game I've ever played, only for homosexual nerds

very good

bästa spelet jag någonsin spelat

I like men

<3

very funny scary gay ghosts

Very good :)

very gut :)

This game has really fallen off ever since epic bought it, everyone is toxic as hell and if you say anything back you get reported and banned for 1 month. I really miss the days when psyonix owned and cared about the game and brought out exciting updates that actually added something instead of removing existing stuff so it better suits the fortnite-kids who are the only ones epic games cares about. I don't want to get political about this but it feels like you lived in a free country before where you had free speech and now it feels like being in North Korea where you can't say a single word without getting banned for it so you don't play the game for another year.
As a steam user I would like to say ♥♥♥♥ you epic games you greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.