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报告翻译问题
Many of us have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with"
Are you both socially/economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?
Just know that it's most likely not going to work.
But masturbation is always free.
this dude slides over to our table at uni and asks us if it's cool to sit with us,
and honestly? bold move, but ♥♥♥♥ it. go for it my guy.
he then proceeds to start shoveling food into his mouth, with no, not a spoon
or a normal ♥♥♥♥ing eating utensil, might I add, but his ♥♥♥♥ing "3 long thumb nail.
who the ♥♥♥♥ let the missing link walk into an educational establishment, I'll never know.
so, while were sitting here watching dudeman shoves frozen peas into his gullet like a skid row crackhead, he proceeds to sneeze so ♥♥♥♥ing utterly loud and violent I thought he'd black out.
homeboy shoots a 20 foot arc of spit and snot all over his ♥♥♥♥ing food.
And, yes.
Yes, he certainly did keep ♥♥♥♥ing eating it.
He also wears those all white new balances from 2009 like a 54 year old middle american father of 4.
this guys bad new bears,
someone come get your mans
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