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milk 2 月 22 日 下午 4:28 
they used to call me dodger in school
LargeMarge924 2 月 22 日 下午 1:49 
A gamer who had spent hours reaching the highest level was frozen when a girl suddenly interrupted him and "reset" him by one second.

The fruit of his efforts → vanished with a single tap.

Effort vs. a moment -- the cruel reality..
LargeMarge924 2 月 21 日 下午 5:29 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Think on that.,
MrRoaldwide 2 月 17 日 下午 5:36 
hello Minimi how are you!
MrRoaldwide 2 月 17 日 下午 5:34 
Hi!
MrRoaldwide 2 月 17 日 下午 5:33 
I might!
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2 月 17 日 上午 8:33 
Dad: I baked you a Pie!
Son: Oh boy what flavour!?
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE!
Son: Dad, im Hungry!
Dad: Hi hungry, Im dad!
Son: Why did you name me this way?..

😂This lives in my head rent free! Night all!
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2 月 11 日 下午 2:15 
smokin 7 gram jabbas with a cutlass in me grip like am ed kenway yeno d score
marquis 2 月 11 日 上午 5:37 
woof woof 🐶 eyes pop out 👀😍tongeu rolls out 😛hummina hummina aaahhh 💖 beating heart thumps out chest visibly 🥵🥵me lady...
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2 月 10 日 下午 4:42 
Video showing a Burger King worker soaking in a sink full of soapy water on the day he quit is going viral on TikTok.
LargeMarge924 2 月 6 日 下午 5:07 
Candace Owens said that Charlie Kirk spoke to her about his “third eye,” claimed that “street lamps” would switch off as he ran, and described their mutual ability to “astral project.”
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2 月 2 日 下午 1:46 
The wild dog is rubbing itself in an elephant's poo. Can you guess why?
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2 月 1 日 下午 5:03 
FIRST FEBRUARY 2026 MEME: maggie was buried under a pile of grain
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 30 日 下午 12:04 
Doctor just arrived in Europe shows us his skills. Soon he will save many lives.
king timsley 1 月 29 日 下午 5:36 
Krill's in-game voice line (clutch Cube): "This is the best sewer sludge I've ever bathed in."
LargeMarge924 1 月 29 日 上午 10:41 
Steal a Brainrot Roblox Hit Heads to Live-Action Film
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 29 日 上午 6:39 
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🟦✨ Elite Gaming Legend ✨🟦

🚀⭐ Let’s party up again soon ⭐🚀

🌟🔥 Wishing you an absolutely epic day 🔥🌟

⭐⚡⭐ +REP — This profile radiates power! ⭐⚡⭐

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小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 27 日 下午 3:11 
minimigrease redeemed Eat me!
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milk 1 月 27 日 上午 11:26 
i reeeaaaalllyyyyneed a poo
milk 1 月 22 日 下午 1:48 
th3_m0lez
reindyr 1 月 21 日 下午 4:45 
my fat dog
milk 1 月 20 日 上午 10:14 
are you a giant
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 19 日 下午 7:06 
'Petals of Reincarnation' an Anime that features Hitler turning into a Loli Elite General, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton & Julius Caesar, will Officially Broadcast April 2026.
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 11 日 下午 5:48 
SIX SEVE- oughh!!!....hes kicking my womb again, how desperate!...there, there little one....youll be born very soon...just dont kick mama so much!❤️ youll be born nice and healthy!❤️ mama loves you!❤️
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 11 日 下午 2:35 
Trump's White House View Moment Becomes Meme Favorite
LargeMarge924 1 月 10 日 下午 4:37 
Even at a young age, Lucille Krunklehorn was interested in science and adventure. Many of her favorite memories include her very first science fair, the day she got her first microscope, swimming the English Channel, and receiving a gold medal for the luge. But her favorite of all is her wedding day to a man named Bud Robinson, a science teacher who shared her quirky nature by wearing his clothes backward.
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 10 日 下午 4:33 
Joe doesn't speak throughout the film, but sometimes whimpers. He has apparent childlike tendencies such as sucking his thumb when he doesn't get peanut butter and jelly on his toast and being considered "the baby" when being comforted by his family.
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 10 日 上午 7:10 
Dung beetle casually walking over frogs with its large ball of dung 💀
milk 1 月 10 日 上午 6:53 
pleeeas be one of my eunuchs so i can punish you.
milk 1 月 10 日 上午 6:52 
pleeeas me one of my eunuchs so i can punish you.
vexed 1 月 9 日 下午 3:25 
hello.
reindyr 1 月 8 日 下午 6:58 
big fatty mi
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 6 日 上午 9:56 
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 3 日 上午 4:42 
hearbraking: wattersons ha ve been left and forgotten.. do you remember? 💖
vexed 1 月 1 日 上午 4:50 
added for a dirty bomb trade - interested in 1 card
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 1 月 1 日 上午 2:35 
famous streamsniper White Speed from the USA tour just surprised iShowSpeed all the way in South Africa 😭
stuntin like my daddy 2025 年 12 月 31 日 下午 2:47 
poop
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2025 年 12 月 28 日 上午 2:15 
Mario 65 is a fun little Mario fan game that recreates the classic Mario 64 intro screen, but with Mario a little older and worse for wear.
LargeMarge924 2025 年 12 月 25 日 上午 3:58 
此留言正在等待我们的自动内容检查系统分析。在我们证实其内容无害之前（例如试图窃取信息的钓鱼站点链接），留言将暂时隐藏。
stuntin like my daddy 2025 年 12 月 22 日 下午 3:16 
suck my lmao
LargeMarge924 2025 年 12 月 22 日 下午 12:31 
Scooby-Doo taught us that you can shuffle cold cuts and sliced bread like a deck of cards to make a tasty sandwich.
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2025 年 12 月 22 日 上午 5:43 
The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball references ‘Skibidi Toilet’ in a new episode.
stuntin like my daddy 2025 年 12 月 20 日 下午 4:16 
He's so fat, man like he's just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese. Like everything he does just gives strong obesity vibes. Just obesity radiation surrounding him. Super strength strong unmatched overweight aura. like just posting about Minimi is enough to just weigh my phone down. his fat globby belly achieves levels of masculine overweight aura humanity has never seen before. strong glutton filled radiation around this fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demon. how does any shirt ever manage to fit him is a mystery i will not decipher given a googol number of years. so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat. that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach is enough to give me a workout while holding this phone. my armpits get all sweaty n ♥♥♥♥ when i try to hold my phone with a mere image of him. thats how fat he is man. hes a magician and that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach of his has to be a magic trick. piece of work. that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creature. so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese.
stuntin like my daddy 2025 年 12 月 20 日 下午 4:14 
My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad
I don’t know what to think, I’ll just sit alone and sad

There is nothing in this world that can make me smile
Honestly, it’s complicated why I’m so hostile

Think about my lonely past; depressing, scary, and cold
You can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled

My name’s angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn
So stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2025 年 12 月 15 日 上午 8:08 
im 19 im still a virgin
小黄人格鲁卑鄙的我香蕉 2025 年 12 月 14 日 下午 2:00 
china has invented a pill that could hi
LargeMarge924 2025 年 12 月 13 日 下午 2:16 
Hey listen. Two people were asking me about you. i gave them your address and telephone number. They will be visiting you soon. Their names are holly and jolly
reindyr 2025 年 12 月 12 日 下午 7:14 
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reindyr 2025 年 12 月 12 日 下午 6:52 
my roflcopter so lmao i heinz kechup on dis rawrrr like a dancing hamster
stuntin like my daddy 2025 年 12 月 11 日 下午 5:56 
banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil