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Scooby-Doo taught us that you can shuffle cold cuts and sliced bread like a deck of cards to make a tasty sandwich.

The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball references ‘Skibidi Toilet’ in a new episode.

He's so fat, man like he's just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese. Like everything he does just gives strong obesity vibes. Just obesity radiation surrounding him. Super strength strong unmatched overweight aura. like just posting about Minimi is enough to just weigh my phone down. his fat globby belly achieves levels of masculine overweight aura humanity has never seen before. strong glutton filled radiation around this fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demon. how does any shirt ever manage to fit him is a mystery i will not decipher given a googol number of years. so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat. that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach is enough to give me a workout while holding this phone. my armpits get all sweaty n ♥♥♥♥ when i try to hold my phone with a mere image of him. thats how fat he is man. hes a magician and that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach of his has to be a magic trick. piece of work. that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creature. so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese.

My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad
I don’t know what to think, I’ll just sit alone and sad

There is nothing in this world that can make me smile
Honestly, it’s complicated why I’m so hostile

Think about my lonely past; depressing, scary, and cold
You can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled

My name’s angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn
So stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned

im 19 im still a virgin

china has invented a pill that could hi

Hey listen. Two people were asking me about you. i gave them your address and telephone number. They will be visiting you soon. Their names are holly and jolly

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my roflcopter so lmao i heinz kechup on dis rawrrr like a dancing hamster

banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil

*On a first date.*

Boy: *deep in thought.*

The girl: Hi, what are you thinking about?

Boy: Oh, sorry. just thinking about my past.

Girl: Oh, okay. *making conversation.* So, do you have an idea for a futuristic invention?

Boy: Probably a machine that could erase my past.

My name is 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙬.

did somebody say trance?

Chaotic adventure-platformer with bouncy movement, grotesque characters & high-energy trance music.

🚨 THIS MAN HAS BEEN SPRAYING DOG MEDICINE ON HIS HANDS FOR TWO YEARS - AND NOW HE SAYS HE CAN LEVITATE METAL

Day 1:
A normal guy sprays “TUF- FOOT” a medicine originally made to harden hunting dog paws, onto his hands claiming it’ll make his skin tougher for martial arts.

Day 765:
He says his hands are now so hardened, so electrically “charged,” that he can levitate aluminum foil on command.

He documents every step.
He shows the ingredients and here’s where it gets weird:

The formula he uses was invented in 1935 for hunting dogs. The ingredients?

• Isopropyl alcohol
• Balsam Peru
• Benzoin tincture
• Acetone
• A compound the company says “hardens skin and alters surface sensitivity”

He shows the progression.
And he insists this isn’t a joke - he believes the stuff is actually changing his body.

But the w

I happened upon some artifacts in an old necropolis. Would you like to look after them?

horse urine wars

Darkthinking: The entertaining, pondering, and
discussion of thoughts likely to be deemed
dangerous by (and to) the current status
quo/powers that be. Darkthinking is most
commonly performed during congregations
of the intellectual underground, consisting
of talking points like legalizing weed,
college sucks, digital marketing strategies,
and Chinese thoughts. Darkthinking is
responsible for many of mankind's greatest
innovations such as the wheel, democracy,
and videos.

wheres the tickle dungeon. iuve waited patiently and still nothing. its time you are held responsible for your actions.

its a clown attack ♥♥♥♥♥

call me, dont be afraid

-the tickle monster

White House responds to Sabrina Carpenter:

Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus.

HE'S SO ITCHY!

hello (derisively)

god i really do love to tickle myself like i realy do i love the involuntary twitching th

please tickle me

i cant wait for my tickle dungeon

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer does the 6-7 trend with primary school children

hello

crouch jump to reach new heights

lets poop together

The Giant becomes peaceful when no-one attacks.

Phone case that can also be used as a vape is going viral

Dad... you are smooth like Borat, brave like Pinkchup, funny like Minimi...
You are our favorite Mad Milk Enthusiasts

minimi please let me watch

I stand at the end of my days for 60 years but now sickness consumes me. Soon the breath of life will leave my body and my time will be over. When Ramadan died he ascended to Amenti, the land of the dead. Yet, in my dreams, I have seen his spirit suffering; trapped in chains of pain that curse that place. I donot trust in heaven's Arthur Gods. I REJECT their judgement, and I refuse to go to Aminity. Donot embalm my body, donot trap me in the rituals, let my body STAY HERE. With these sacred walls, in this stone chamber, let my soul remain in a chamber. Let my soul remain in the shadowed halls of this pyramid to wander forever, FREE from the torment of the afterlife.

leave me to my lootionsssss

minimi i wana turn you into spludge

I'm a bit lazy and don't want to waste time. This style suits me. I'm ready. I'm exploring new worlds.

3-5 seconds after it crashed... a Herobrine face popped up on the empty black screen and I heard a voice saying "I will get my revenge" I thought he was coming in real life so I picked up a knife from the kitchen and stayed in my room with my dog. A while later, Herobrine knocked down the door and charged in I stared peering from my room door he was also armed but with a dagger. He unlocked my door with a lock pick and pushed the door open, I immediately charged at him, and stabbed him clean in the stomach. In reply he struck at me but I doged in time and the knife was sent flying into my computer smashing it. however, he had reinforcements and 3 more men barged in with GUNS. I flew out my room's open window and landed safely despite jumping from the 2nd floor however another man spotted me, he looked like he was up to no good, he charged at me firing a pistol somehow, all the bullets magically missed me and I escaped...

minimi

i am biggest fan please come to long buckby

I have spoken aloud exactly once... my words became known as "The Buffoon's Remark"

you make me hole

when a thwomp starts to pulse...

run,

just, run.

you do NOT want to be under that thing when it drops.

unless you actually enjoy losing coins.