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W⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ↸╎↸ ||𝙹⚍ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᓭᔑ|| ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ, ||𝙹⚍ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑? i'ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ꖌリ𝙹∴ i ⊣∷ᔑ↸⚍ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹!¡ 𝙹⎓ ᒲ|| ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ nᔑ⍊|| sᒷᔑꖎᓭ, ᔑリ↸ i'⍊ᒷ ʖᒷᒷリ ╎リ⍊𝙹ꖎ⍊ᒷ↸ ╎リ リ⚍ᒲᒷ∷𝙹⚍ᓭ ᓭᒷᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ╎↸ᓭ 𝙹リ aꖎ-q⚍ᔑᒷ↸ᔑ, ᔑリ↸ i ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ 300 ᓵ𝙹リ⎓╎∷ᒲᒷ↸ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎᓭ. I ᔑᒲ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ╎リᒷ↸ ╎リ ⊣𝙹∷╎ꖎꖎᔑ ∴ᔑ∷⎓ᔑ∷ᒷ ᔑリ↸ i'ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹!¡ ᓭリ╎!¡ᒷ∷ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎∷ᒷ us ᔑ∷ᒲᒷ↸ ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷᓭ. Y𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ᔑ∷⊣ᒷℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ∴╎!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ !¡∷ᒷᓵ╎ᓭ╎𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷᓭ 𝙹⎓ ∴⍑╎ᓵ⍑ ⍑ᔑᓭ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ʖᒷᒷリ ᓭᒷᒷリ ʖᒷ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ eᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⍑, ᒲᔑ∷ꖌ ᒲ|| ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ∴𝙹∷↸ᓭ. Y𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᓭᔑ||╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ iリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷リᒷℸ ̣ ? t⍑╎リꖌ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ, ⎓⚍ᓵꖌᒷ∷. Aᓭ ∴ᒷ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ i ᔑᒲ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ᒲ|| ᓭᒷᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ リᒷℸ ̣ ∴𝙹∷ꖌ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡╎ᒷᓭ ᔑᓵ∷𝙹ᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ usa ᔑリ↸ ||𝙹⚍∷ ip ╎ᓭ ʖᒷ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑᓵᒷ↸ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ リ𝙹∴ ᓭ𝙹 ||𝙹⚍ ʖᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ !¡∷ᒷ!¡ᔑ∷ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹∷ᒲ, ᒲᔑ⊣⊣𝙹ℸ ̣. T⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹∷ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎!¡ᒷᓭ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍∷ ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ. Y𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ↸ᒷᔑ↸, ꖌ╎↸. I ᓵᔑリ ʖᒷ ᔑリ||∴⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ, ᔑリ||ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ, ᔑリ↸ i ᓵᔑリ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ╎リ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᒷ⍊ᒷリ ⍑⚍リ↸∷ᒷ↸ ∴ᔑ||ᓭ, ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲ|| ʖᔑ∷ᒷ ⍑ᔑリ↸ᓭ. N𝙹ℸ ̣ 𝙹リꖎ|| ᔑᒲ i ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣ ᒷリᓭ╎⍊ᒷꖎ|| ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ╎リᒷ↸ ╎リ ⚍リᔑ∷ᒲᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹ᒲʖᔑℸ ̣ , ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ i ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᔑᓵᓵᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎∷ᒷ ᔑ∷ᓭᒷリᔑꖎ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ uリ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ sℸ ̣ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷᓭ mᔑ∷╎リᒷ c𝙹∷!¡ᓭ ᔑリ↸ i ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⚍ᓭᒷ ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ⎓⚍ꖎꖎ ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣ ᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ∴╎!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒲ╎ᓭᒷ∷ᔑʖꖎᒷ ᔑᓭᓭ 𝙹⎓⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ╎リᒷリℸ ̣ , ||𝙹⚍ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣. I⎓ 𝙹リꖎ|| ||𝙹⚍ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ꖌリ𝙹∴リ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⚍リ⍑𝙹ꖎ|| ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ∷╎ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ||𝙹⚍∷ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ "ᓵꖎᒷ⍊ᒷ∷" ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖ∷╎リ⊣ ↸𝙹∴リ ⚍!¡𝙹リ ||𝙹⚍, ᒲᔑ||ʖᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ∴𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⍑ᒷꖎ↸ ||𝙹⚍∷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹リ⊣⚍ᒷ. B⚍ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸リ'ℸ ̣ , ||𝙹⚍ ↸╎↸リ'ℸ ̣ , ᔑリ↸ リ𝙹∴ ||𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ !¡ᔑ||╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡∷╎ᓵᒷ, ||𝙹⚍ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ╎↸╎𝙹ℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ⎓⚍∷|| ᔑꖎꖎ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ||𝙹⚍ ᔑリ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ↸∷𝙹∴リ ╎リ ╎ℸ ̣. Y𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ↸ᒷᔑ↸, ꖌ╎↸↸𝙹.
"Alright, you three." Gru stood straight up, back turned to the Minions on his screen. "Don't mess this up." He whispered to himself, alone in his lair. The lights were off, and the kids were long asleep by now. It was quickly approaching the early hours of the morning, and Gru had send three of his most trusty minions after Victor to get some insight on his plans, the three minions in question being Bob, Kevin, and Stuart. Speaking of the minions, the three had just appeared on his screen. For one night only he would be able to monitor Victor's estate, thanks to expert hacking done by his colleague/mentor Dr. Nefarious, who was also asleep by now. But due to the nature of how the security system at his home works, he would only have access to the camera system for a few hours at most. So, he wanted to make the best of it.

The three minions stood outside the wall of the estate, where a secret entrance had been located, as they found out. The minions slipped in through the small door, closing it, and entered the home of Victor. Looking around, the three of them saw many portraits and statues and large screens. Most importantly, they saw Victor himself. Sitting in a chair, tapping his foot, staring at a screen that displayed the three minions on it. The three swallowed.

"I've been expecting you." Victor swiveled around in his chair. "You three aren't as slick as you think you are, you know. Neither are you, Gru." Victor looked up at one of the various cameras located in the large room. "I know you're watching this broadcast right now, and I do have to say, I'm fairly impressed you even managed to bypass my security system! It's endearing, honestly," he said. Gru gulped. This couldn't be good, he thought.

Victor stood up, pressing a button on the dashboard behind him as he did so. A click could be heard behind the minion's backs. The door had been locked, and they were trapped.

"Maybe I should turn off the cameras, make your master sweat with anxiety and have to sit in fear of what I did to you..." He turned around and his finger hovered over a switch, before turning around and shrugging. "Or maybe, I should let him enjoy the show and have to live with the knowlege. It would be a win win situation." He walked towards the minions, kneeling down to their leve. "But I'm feeling a little voyeuristic tonight." Victor pulled a spray bottle out of his pocket, and sprayed it onto the minions that quivered before him. Within a few moments, the minions fell limp. Victor dragged them away into the dining room, while Gru sat in the dark and watched in terror.

A few minutes later, the three minions woke up, arms bound behind their backs with what felt like rope, sitting upon a large dinner plate upon a long, fancy looking dining table with fanciful chairs and dim lighting. The three looked at eachother with fear in their eyes.

"I'm so glad you could join me for dinner, you three! I hope you're hungry." Victor sat down at the chair at the end of the table, closest to where the minions were, tying a napkin to his neck and licking his lips. "Because I sure am. Now... it's just a question of which one of you should I eat first? Hmm, let's find out. Eeny... meeny... miny..." his finger traced across the three minions, before landing on Bob. "Moe! I guess you'll be the first to succumb to my hunger!" The three minions looked at eachother in horror, before one of them s