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(˃ᯅ˂) omg man
( ꪊꪻ⊂) I can't stop

this will get lost in the comments but i daydream of you giving me an under-the-table foot job with texas roadhouse butter

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haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! NOT FUNNY!!
*alpha scratches you and you die*
W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY
OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN
STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓ ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one
i swore to protect no matter the cost.
i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀My NAAAAAME is
＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀Gyoubu Masataka
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ⠀⠀ONIWA!
(⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀|
|⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノAs I breathe,
ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／ you will NOT pass
⠀⠀⠀｜⠀(⠀王⠀)〈 the castle gate...unless you ask nicely.
⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ﾐ`——彡⠀\

ℳ𝒆𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 ℋ𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼!

ℳ𝒆𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 ℋ𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼!

ℳ𝒆𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 ℋ𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼!

Dang dude

The apple was just a regular, ordinary apple. The apple was in a white room type of area just sitting there, and it had a water droplet go down the side kindof like if it was an ad for the apple. so i pick up the apple in my dream and start eating it, i finish it nearly and am at the core of the apple when as if my feelings downstairs were bottled up, they flow out all at once. I wake up kindof bewildered, then i take off my underwear and clean up. i dont really know how that happened because there was nothing sexual about that apple at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all. i am continuing to not feel anything towards any apples except maybe a tad bit of disgust. i dont even remember the taste of the apple in my dream. its just like the thought of finishing eating the apple was orgasmic or something. my fetishes are incredibly tame and i know that i dont have a fetish for eating apples or eating things in general.

I had a wet dream about apples.

This is a pretty tame confession and funny but its weird asf ngl.
I woke up one morning and i took a shower did my hygiene and all that, then watched youtube for a bit when i got the urge to play a few games of Valorant. I am fairly new to valorant and been liking it a lot. i get into a game and one of my teammates has "apple" in his name, didnt think much of it and ended the game 20/12/8. get into the next game and have the sudden urge to eat an apple. kindof like when you REALLY want something for dinner. i finish that game and drive over to the store to pick up apples and toilet paper and ♥♥♥♥ i need at the time. i get home eat the apple (was pretty good) then go about my day. I head to sleep around 1AM and doze off. i cant really remember my other dreams but the last dream had the apple.

Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I don't think i have any questions.

ATTENTION JUNE 2005 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇🏻 is the last year of being a kid 🧑🏻👧🏻! Because NEXT 👉🏻YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🏻‍♀️💅🏻!! PARTYING 🎉💃🏻 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦 O_O PERIODS 🍫 HEARTBREAKS💔☹️ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE):praisesun:

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Steve, or should I call you by your DevianArt handle @FazbearInflation&Domination I did the math and Foxy appears in 70% of your entire Five Nights pornographic art catalog, that's a whole 20% more than your "favorite" animatronic Chica. I will also point out that in over 80% of all of your interpretations of Foxy that you portray him as the dominant partner. If I had to guess, I bet you have a sexual fantasy in which Foxy comes to your house and sticks a bicycle pump into your ass and pump air until you've been inflated to the size of a small shed. Much like your infamous 13th submission where Foxy performs the same act to the purple guy right after he freshly murdered three children.

Oh😦... uh😖👉🏽👈🏽 hi there🙂👋🏽! My name's Charmander😅... and...😖 i recently learned a new trick😏 [laughs] uh welI😅... i can turn myself into a wolf🐺[laughs] can I show you😊🙏? yayyyy😄! [laughs] ok, bear with me here🐻... or should I say, wolf with me here🐺😂🤣 [laughs] ok, one second☝️

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like furries like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best furry couple! We can listen to trance songs and maybe watch some My Little Pony and Zootopia. Do you like that movies? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more scary so you can hold me... I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe more naughty... Heh. You're so cute, y'know? I just want to nuzzle your face and call you my pet. Would you like me to be your furry boyfriend? I think it'll be really hot. I think I love you, Kitty. Please make me happy and date a fellow fox. Please respond to my posts

If morbius has a millions fans, I’m one of them. If morbius had 1000 fans, I’m one of them. If morbius has 1 fan, I’m that fan. If morbius has zero fans, I have died. I will forever be a morbmaniac

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help

Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. I don’t wanna see this no more!

Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. I don’t wanna see this no more!

hey, I dunno. I was gonna ask, since none of us ever like, get to hold anyone's hand or anything, I was thinking that just as a joke, if you guys felt like it, we could like meet up and like, I dunno, maybe us hhhhold... um like... han.. hands? Like each other's hands? Cuz then people would be like "what!?" Just let me know. Alright bye.

hey, I dunno. I was gonna ask, since none of us ever like, get to hold anyone's hand or anything, I was thinking that just as a joke, if you guys felt like it, we could like meet up and like, I dunno, maybe us hhhhold... um like... han.. hands? Like each other's hands? Cuz then people would be like "what!?" Just let me know. Alright bye.

Where am I

www.google.com/maps/

help im lost

you raise a good point

idk man i feel like this is losing its once-a-month flavor

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration:

1) Yes I was asking for farting videos in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2) The farting videos I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual fart fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

3) I have almost NEVER taken screen recordi the farting videos that have been sent to m or sent these pics to other people.
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Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

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Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I don't think i have any questions.

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ͏͏s͏͏h͏͏i͏͏t͏͏t͏͏y country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE.

🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅

🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.