The ass a la carte. The butt brine. The clenched cuisine. The dangling dinner. The eel's entree. The foul flan. The green gordita. The hanging hankering. The indigestion ingestion. The juicy jewel. The kosher kink. The loose linguini. The molded meal. The nasty necktie. The orifice overflow. The pickled pepper. The quivering quench. The runny rock. The saucey snake. The tempered tube. The uncouth underdog. The viscuous veal. The watery waffle. The xenogeneic xenoblast. The yeast yolk. The zigging zag.