I sexually Identify as a country. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a nice pile of dirt in the ocean. People say to me that a person being a country is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install some trees, lakes and mountains on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Canada” and respect my right to be a sovereign state. If you can’t accept me you’re a countriphobe and need to check your border privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm the best

Its Mooncake..maybe

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Why hello there ;)

meimei how can u remove me :O