heyyy

Deagle ace machine💥

+rep solid tactics

+rep good sense

Impressive tactic

sharp aim

superb tactical mind

+rep gaming wizard

+rep we played together. Worst player ever, bottom fragged and kept trash talking. Git Gud Nub

+rep we played together, if u wanna play u can add me

Game on? I'm in!

have an offer for ya, added mate.

chut noob waller

Signed by me, lets play csgo

GNM vs LEM:
https://beta.leetify.com/app/match-details/c7e3488d-9b20-4ce1-a663-68325976c8ff/overview

EZ Waller

This holiday season, I am thankful for markovnikov getting the #2 spot on our leaderboard ☕ https://beta.leetify.com/2022/d848c629-e7c3-4da7-9ebf-19f9bb9bdee2#friends

blatant waller

S M D I N D I A N W A L L E R !

FKing waller ♥♥♥♥ indian!

WARNING: Doing more team damage will cause you to be kicked (from my friends list)!
Thanks for team killing me 8 times this year!

- From Leetify

Hey did you see my ace with flying daggers ?
I threw the fireball first into the green cloud after teammate activated his robot, also we used arrows to locate enemies,because they had their bird out and differnt colorful smokes, VALORANT I A GREAT GAME

signed by me :) lets play csgo

true

-rep ♥♥♥♥ boi (source: Hiro)

Weak lmao

gogo

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I wake up from my slumber as the ray of sunlight passes the curtains and falls on my eyes, I sit on my bed for a while scrolling down through social media and then I make my way to the washroom. I sit on the toilet knowing this Liquid roster will never work out and as I defecate and the waste masses exit my body I look down and all I see is the current state of Liquid. As I flush the toilet I see the memories of the Intel Grand Slam run and all the other titles getting flushed and fading away into the pit of abyss.
I look in the mirror and the flashbacks of last year's performances hit hard, I grab onto with the sheer force of hope. I hope that we shall rise one day, resurrect as a phoenix from the ashes but now it seems impossible. If you want to know how it feels to be a Liquid fan. It hurts everyday, every minute, every second, seeing my favorite team suffer. Seeing my lord NAF struggle in pain. The agony in his face and the sadness that multiplies every time they lose.

I like jerking off to big tits. The bigger the better. 2d, 3d, 4d, it doesn’t matter. I like when they bounce, I like when she bends forward and you can see em hang. I like when she sucks on her own, or gets them sucked on by another chick. Bonus points if they are full of milk. The best part though, is the slow tease and reveal of big titties coming out to play. Nothing better than a nice view of cleavage that gets bigger and bigger as she slowly pulls down on her shirt. Sometimes I dream about being a mountain climber, but instead of climbing a mountain, I’m scaling a huge pair of tits and I make camp at the nipple, because of course I can’t climb the whole thing in one day. Sometimes I dream about being Atlas and holding up the biggest breasts in the universe.

certified returd

🦀

"I don't care if I'm going to play against s1mple or zywoo, I've played against Fallen in his prime it was worse"

Boner physics Lesson:
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking d1ck. We're looking to move in together in October.

NiKo - igl awp rifle star player entry support
Sanji - flashman
Stewie - smoke man
Zeus - molotov expert
Seized - decoy master

New meta

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GN1 noob

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Its been a long day. Youre tired. You missed the last bus home. Its raining. You walk home while it pours down. You finally get home and get into the bathtub. You long for love.

Suddenly, the bathroom door opens. Its Kuntal Roy. He is wearing nothing but a towel. He unwraps it and shows you everything he has for you. He gets into the bathtub with you. He gently strokes your hair and tells you that you are awesome while he kisses your neck.

What would you do?

Shazeeb "s1mple" Ahmed is a Pakistani professional CSGO player who currently plays for Nawab Vajid (NA VI) an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Karachi, Pakistan. He helped the team to win IEM Lahore, 2021. He works part time as a bawarchi and feeds bade "boomb14" 14ddu exquisite meals every day. He aspires to be a Taliban fighter in Afghanistan.

One day I was just solo queuing in CS:GO when I met the Skeet Elite Marko. As soon as I heard his voice, I started sweating and my voice went numb. His voice was so hot that I wet myself (I am a guy btw). He was so sweet that he even added me. We played together for a couple of years and thought of meeting each other since we did not live that faraway. When we met, he was even hotter than I thought. We got drunk and went back to my place. One thing led to another and he was there taking my big black penis in his ass. He rode me like a king rides his horse. We are getting married next week.

send me a friend request, I need to talk to you

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talkative, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

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Accept my friend request

KIMOCHI NAAAA YAMETE SENPAIIII

Its not always the uwu
or the ara ara
or the onii-chan

sometimes its just about the

KIMOCHI YAMATE