<?php

DEFINE $friend mkdir "my_body/my_hearth";
DEFINE $enemy mkdir "my_mind/out";

function friend {
echo "Thanks for beign a friend";
}

function enemy {
echo "Get the ♥♥♥♥ out";
die();
}

if YOU_ARE friend {
$friend();
elseif YOU_ARE enemy {
enemy();
die();
}
}
</php