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⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⣶⣦⡀⠈⣿⣦
⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⡏⢿⣿⣷ ⢹⣿⣧
⢿⣿⣿⠟⢡⣶⣄ ⢃ ⡠⠊ ⣸⣿⣿⣧
⠻⠁ ⠑⡤⠃ ⠁ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢀⣑⠼⠤⢤⠊⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇
⡔ ⡇ ⡎ ⣿⠿⣫⣿⣿⡇
⡇ ⢠⠁⡠⣇ ⣾⣿⣿⠟⠅
⢣ ⠈⠁ ⡸ ⠻⠟⠁ ⠈⠂⢄
⠑⠒⠒⢁⠃ ⢸ ⢀⠊⠉⠉⠁ ⠈⠢
⢀⠃ ⠏⠢⡈⢄ ⣆⣀⣤⣶⣶⣶⣦⣄
⡠⠁ ⣌⠔⠂⠉⠢⣑⠤⠤ ⠚⢌⠉⠲⢶⣦⠙⣿⣿⣷
⢔⣀⣀⣀⣰⠁ ⡐⠁ ⡠⠒⠉ ⣀⣤⣾⡿ ⣿⣿⡿
⠈⠒⠂⠉⠁⢇⣀⠤⠄⠃⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣟⣉⣀⣾⣿⠋
- steal?
- walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
- smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
- go up to some old person & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
- take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your item
- move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpet areas.
- hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
- go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
- get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BAT CAR"
- hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME!"
If I see you on the other side tea bagging like you're hovering over a mug of boiling water I will do everything in my power to give you the fastest game of your life.
If that flashlight in your filthy salty little hands starts to recreate an EDM concert, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ next.
When you're tea-bagging at the gate because you think you're out and safe, guess what ♥♥♥♥-head, turn around, oh what's that? Blood Warden? You're mine now!
Sorry not sorry, if you're bad mannered then so the f**k am I. I am completely polite and play fair every game but if you want to get in the mud and start slinging ♥♥♥♥, lets get dirty. I've been playing video games since I was 3 years old in '96, I was there when T-bagging was INVENTED, play nice or eat dirt little boy....
( To those who play cool, keep doing you boo, next round is on me <3 )
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*Anon hangs up*
*reaches into chip bag, reviling the bag is empty* ... *Mild frustration* ....... *Anon sighs*
*Anon exits bed room, and begins a grand pilgrimage to the kitchen*
*Anon's dad is in the kitchen*
"Son, this pains me to say, but, I can no longer financially support you anymore. You're 38 years old. It's time you provide for yourself. I gonna need you out in the next two weeks."
*Camera pans to anon's disgusting, fat, balding, sweaty face.*
*Farts* ....... *Cheap amazon gamer chair creaks* ......... *Smirks, very please with leaving the same comment for 2348158684946th time* ............ *Phone rings* ..... *Answers phone fearfully*
"Hello?"
"Hey Anon, gonna need you to come in tonight"
"Ugh, sorry I'm busy with a..." *screen shows Nea's ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ face* "family emergency...."
*bag crinkles*........ *Chewing sounds*.............. *Tabs back into Dead by Daylight*... *In a horribly unattractively sounding voice* "That was so funny. It gets funnier and more original every time I do it." *plays another and match and loses, opens the killer"s profile and begins to type*
I only ever did one 1v1, and it resulted in the guy getting injured and cornered within a few seconds and then hopped in a locker, and I spent like a minute going in circles because I thought he had Deception because I didn't think anyone could be so dumb.
I mean, yeah, you guys can sit here saying I'm ♥♥♥♥ all day, but none of you will step to me. Some of you will make promises, others will make snide comments about my supposed lack of skill, but none of you will ever back it up.
..... ...... .. . .... . .... *Door slams* .............,.. *muffed arguing, you can barely make out the words* ..................................................,.... ............ ....... *Loud crashing sound*........... *Car starts*. *Tires screeching in the distance*
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