Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and ♥♥♥♥ sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky ♥♥♥ trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” ♥♥♥♥ is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay ♥♥♥♥ is, well, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his ♥♥♥♥? Of course I would, but that’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Of course I would, but that’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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come back :(

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

thank you for letting me know that the boys are back in town, i greatly appreciate it.

Spell spaghetti.

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the boys are back in town

I'm approached by a genie. He says that I won the Genie lottery. Apparently I had some good deed points saved over the years that have added up and the counsel of Genies decided that in return for all the good work, I am to be allowed a single wish. The genie expresses how excited he is to hear my wish and can only imagine what great thing I will use this power for. I beckon the Genie closer and whisper in his ear "I wish Mario 64 had better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ camera controls" The Genie cries. You have finally saved the world from true anguish, he speaks between sobs.

I wore a mask at Walmart today. Three of my lungs collapsed as I got carbon monoxide poisoning from breathing in my own bacteria. A brave patriot wearing an Affliction shirt, a MAGA hat, and sweet wraparound glasses saved me by giving me CPR. I thanked him and asked if he was a doctor and he said “Who needs doctors when we have our fellow Americans, the ones who are here legally I mean.” I hugged him and threw my mask on the ground. The star spangled banner played on the speaker system as everyone in the store ripped off their masks and threw them to the ground, chanting, “down with communism!” God, Jesus, and all the angels looked down from upon us from Heaven and clapped.

Hi, I'm Laura. I play video games and love dogs.

boop

+rep laurel

I see youuu ;p

9 years later and I still see you on haha!

*cries too*

Lets be friends! Best friends!