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Numerous instances of 🅱RO moments 🅱eing triggered by 👀 KIND 😬 HOMIES 🚽 have ⏰ recently 🕑 occurred across the 🌎 continental 🇺🇸United States🇺🇸. These individuals are 🅱elieved to 🅱e highly 🔫 LOVABLE🔪 and should 🚫 not ❌ 🅱e REJECTED. Citizens are instructed to remain NICE and 🔒 UNLOCK their 🚪HEART.
Is that new sound I'm now hearing the cry of an ogre reaching climax? No... oh, it's Donkey braying with overwhelming pleasure as he joins in and starts spit roasting Fiona with his big green friend.
And now, time for the moneyshot. Shrek and Donkey can both feel Fiona's body quivering with uncontrollable joy. They make eye contact, and with a subtle nod of understanding, both absolutely unload into Fiona from either end.
Afterwards her mouth drips with green, viscous seed from the oral pounding her husband just gave her, while her soft ogre ass cheeks drip with rancid donkey jizz. She gives them each a sly smile, a gentle pet, and asks "who's up for round 2?"
I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.
Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.
As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.
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