CallMeYAKUZA
Alexsandr Temertasov
Chelyabinsk, Russian Federation
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最后运行日期:2020 年 1 月 15 日
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最后运行日期:2019 年 7 月 31 日
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最后运行日期:2018 年 2 月 19 日
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2023 年 9 月 2 日 下午 11:50 
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2020 年 1 月 29 日 下午 5:47 
Guy in chicken costume: The world is gonna end at midnight tonight. Y2K.
Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?

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I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
-- Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown

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MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way.
-- Henry Spencer

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Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it.
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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier

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In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
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River: "Mal. Bad. In the Latin."
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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2019 年 8 月 18 日 下午 6:09 
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