[12:44 AM]
Lorrison:
i dont have that many regrets

Trodde det var vanlig å varme opp sokkene sine i brødristeren. Fikk elektrisk støt også lukter det toast i hele leiligheten!!

[18:54]
Watson:
If onyl Lueshi were here

This is where you start to realize all the people watching Moe, Romcoms, etc. were right all along. What's the point of watching a serious anime or reading a manga like Berserk or Kingdom when they're honestly not that great? They're certainly good at what they do so long as you judge them only against other, similar series in their medium, but the moment you take a step back and compare them to something outside that medium, their flaws stand out much more, and they begin to just become so tiresome to trudge through knowing you could've enjoying yourself much more if you had picked up a good novel instead.

Star Wars er bare 6 filmer som handler om en kar som elsket en kvinne så hardt at han endte opp med å bli ond og bedrive terrorisme som en incel. Det er et stort rødt flagg om mannen du dater liker star wars

(¯`v´¯) I
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¸.·´.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) YOU
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Man...I remember being depressed...then Young Thug said "takgenmdmdkdhdkslsgij" and it changed my life forever

å herregud, skjønner ikke åssen det går ann å få så svære huer xD har kun 54-55 cm i hodeomkrets jeg! Unormalt lite så ganske misunnelig på deg som faktisk har et hue. Har 38 i sko str så svære labber med et bittelite hue ser forferdelig ut.

[00:44]
Watson:
I've figured it out tore
there's only 2 people
those who wear Balenciaga and those who don't

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I collect and organize porn and keep track of every fap I do with the date and video tied to it. I use a software I wrote to manage all of this and it has, after four years of development, reached quite a good amount of features.

I keep track of the faps I do so I can collect data on what videos, model, studio I prefer and get more stuff of it.

At the moment I have 4.5TB organized.

I've also developed a system that suggests models I should fap to based on total videos I have of them, last time I fapped to them and what type of videos they star in (interracial, JOI, cuck etc…). It's quite a complex algorithm heavily based on the fap patterns I've developed over time and kept track of with this software.

Hit me up with a DM if you're interested in it.

[19:12]
Watson:
tfw no mewtwo bodyshape gf

I want to bang Sanna Marin so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Kesäranta I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every lewd post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Sanna. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sanna's tight ♥♥♥♥♥.

FIKK NETTOPP VITE AT SAMBOER GJENNOM 5 ÅR OG 3 BARN NETTOPP HAR VÆRT UTRO MED BESTEVENNINNA MI SOM JOBBER PÅ ESSO!!!! HELVETE FOR NOEN DRITTFOLK ESSOFOLK ER!!!!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

Watson:
when you can't sleep but you ahve to

Dont READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU’VE STARTED READING, Dont STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum’s name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES.

-rep ginger jew

The stock market can go to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZERO. Believe it or not, all the buildings, machines and airplanes don’t vanish into thin air, they aren’t physical manifestations conjured into reality by magical pieces of paper. Burn the paper. Keep the stuff. Who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares? Bankers?

I wrangled 32 white women with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penis last night. Since i'm prone to triplets (something over-fertile about my sperm) we're talking AT LEAST 96 babies. And i always make babies. My sperm are so fertile and have so much vitality that they live in white women for up to 3 months. If i don't catch them on the next 2 cycles I'll get them on the 3rd, so thats AT LEAST 96, buddy. That's 96 more black people to taint your bloodlines

[12:34 AM]
Lorrison:
i believe in the law of attraction

[12:37 AM]
Selbstzweifel e.V.:
lorrison gets home to gank marv in northgard

[12:41 AM]
Lorrison:
wow i REALLY wanna live long to be old and weak and watch the white race die out and be blamed for it

[1:44 AM]
Lorrison:
i dont go for wisdom victory even as boar

[1:44 AM]
Watson [Saṃvega]:
wise

[1:44 AM]
Lorrison:
feels gay

[1:44 AM]
Watson [Saṃvega]:
very wise

Congrats! You've been blocked by me, why? For being an excessive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mocking me, and having nothing else better to do but spam my page with your immature friends. Glad ure out of my life :)

[22:15]
Watson:
when I applied to an uni job they sent my apply back with my spelling errors marked

[18:06]
Lorrison:
i got some meta for you right here
*whips out ass*

[18:07]
ally:
thanks, buddha

[23:38]
Lorrison:
hmm
weird feels are strange

[18:15]
Lorrison:
im depressing myself by looking at demographics
if not for the industrial revolution the world powers would have been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and INDIANS

"Based" as an expression originates from black street slang. People high on freebase (or crack) are said to be 'based'. Under the influence of freebase. It's a lot like how we use 'dope' to say something is 'really nice'. Because heroin (dope) feels really nice.

Something that is "Based" is something that is righteous or true.

"Based" is an expression that is used sometimes ironically, sometimes not. I used it un-ironically in its most frequent sense of: "clear-minded, unencumbered by dominating discourses or pop-culture morals". I think originally some black rapper Lil B started this, referring to himself as the 'based god' used it as "smart, based in reality", or something. It is sometimes accompanied by "redpilled", referring to Morpheus' offer to Neo: "take the red pill to see what the Matrix is".

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[18:47]
Watson:
if my kid says he wants to be a librarian
I'll beat that ♥♥♥♥ outta him until he becomes a gay anime artist on deviantart

"My throwing arm will amaze everyone"

NY Times SLAMS Joker Saying "Whiteness" The REAL Villian

Based Lorrison, hates everyone equally. A true opportunity hater

[18:09]
Lorrison:
Lorrison invited you to play Stellaris

[21:45]
Lorrison:
hate is bad
[21:45]
ally:
i hate everything, basically
ok buddha

Du er DRIT flink med hest♥ send til 10 personer du virkelig synes er DRIT flink med hest, hvis du får 5 tilbake er du virkelig drit flink med hest!

I recently acted on a case where the gentleman initially believed a child he was raising was his child. When the child was two years old, the gentleman discovered that his wife had been having an affair with another man by whom she had a second child. This birth sparked the separation, but what he did not know was that the older child, who was by then the age of two, was also a child of this affair.

FIRST COMMENT OF 2019!!!

Today is Christmas :)

Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays!

Reverse lunges cure cancer.

Jeg liker. Ikke ordet. Harry tur. Det synes jeg er mobbing flere heter det da. Jeg sier. Sverige tur v

Don't just tell us about your "atention to detail”

Dont READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU’VE STARTED READING, Dont STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum’s name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES.

Civ6: You don't understand, they built a city within 3 arbitrary hexes of one of my cities. I had no choice, but to annex their whole empire and rename all their cities after sex moves.
EU4: You don't understand, according to this diplomat I'm paying I am actually the rightful ruler of just one of their 24 odd provinces. So I had no choice except to conquer their whole nation over the course of 3 different wars and fifty years.
Stellaris: You don't understand, they insulted me. So I had no choice except to enslave their whole species and convert all their people into bio-fuel and cheap meat products

Once again, it is apparent that my life has become nothing but never ending pain, because my friend group just keeps stealing my bananas. That is quite maddening, mister Sniggins. It's always beans. I don't understand why these beans keep appearing everywhere. I need my anti-stealing rifle right now. Revenge is approaching for you, banana. Mister Sniggins, commit two too the sauce blood. Never ever ever don't not kill banana men.

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