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Strong is Dong.
Dong is strong.
Long live BalloonDong!

Yo, this is a rap about b-dong

b-dong is strong
b-dong can do no wrong
nobody can defeat b-dong
that's why i'm writing this song

yeah
yeah

balloondong!
we hit that winning gong
we have no pong
though our enemies are hella salty
our mad gains are far from faulty

yeah
oh

BalloonDong!
We're so strong
We look amazing
like we're mat_phong 1

yo
yeah

so let me tell you
why i'm writing this song
it's to tell the crew
that dong is strong
long live ballondong

we have 3 members
they're really good
L to the T to the B to the win

let's start with Loper
he's really super
he'll never let a goal in
and he prolly drives a mini cooper

yo yo

next guy is Tijn
and he's pretty fine
he'll get fancy on ya
like he ain't even tryin'

oh
yeah

last guy is Blurr
you can call me Sir
i'm really inconsistent
some call me malignant
but i really try
and sometimes things go fly
so let's gooooooooo

Strong is Dong
Dong is Strong
Long live balloondong!

♥♥♥♥ in rocket league. i comebacked from a 3-1 to a 3-3. then he choked af