Doing this for the achievement I really don't want to talk to you lol

Doing this for the achievement I really don't want to talk to you lol

where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and

He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my ♥♥♥♥. What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other ♥♥♥♥♥ who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ♥♥♥♥, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And

the nerve to suck my ♥♥♥♥? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ♥♥♥♥" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ♥♥♥♥." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my ♥♥♥♥, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my ♥♥♥♥? Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ♥♥♥♥. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my ♥♥♥♥, that is. Where does this queer get