Founder of the fake religion, Deskism.

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Accept no tables! Embrace the Desk!

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves tiny desks; lacking in grandeur. And they shall turn away their eyes from the truth, and shall be turned unto tables.

A man is a heretic after embracing the table. Knowing that he that is such is subverted, and sinneth, being blinded to the holy Desk.

Your faith will tried by the enemies of the Desk who were without, but now will you surrender to those enemies?

Accept no tiny desks! Accept no tables! A Desk shall be grand! A Desk will not break!

Praise be the holy Desk!

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