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1. Make Sure You're Beating Your Wife for the Right Reason
Oh yes! If you don't want to be jailed for beating your wife, make sure you have a genuine reason for beating her (losing a CS game). Don't just beat your wife for trivial reasons.
2. Get A Perfect Cane
After deciding that you have a genuine reason to beat your wife, the next step would be to get a perfect cane. You could get a slim cane or a belt that would not leave traces on her skin.
3. Shut the Doors and the Windows
This need to be done to prevent your wife from being rescued by neighbours and friends who would not mind their own business. You also need to do this so that your wife would not have any witness in court.
If you're not smart enough, your wife could suspect danger even before you start beating her and call the police. Consequently, you need to seize your wife's phone to deny her access to the police before and after beating her.
5. Make Sure There is a Loud Music in the Background
Loud music would help in overshadowing the voice of your wife when she begins to scream from your beatings. This will give you the liberty to beat her as hard as you want without any intrusion.
6. Choose the Right Time
There is time for everything under the sun, even the best time to beat your wife. In this case, the best time to beat your wife is in the night -- just after she had taken her bath. By then her skin will be softer. This will make the cane or belt more painful.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
I have been informed by a contact of mine that you happen to be a girl. Is this true? I have heard the stories - the legends that spoke of women who also take part in the rewarding but generally frowned upon habit of casual gaming - but I never really believed them to be nothing more than myth. However, now that I know of your existence, can you confirm? Are there women who enjoy video games? You can be a girl, AND a gamer? I promise if you respond, I won't be like other guys - I'm kind, I enjoy reading, and I can cook just perfectly ;) just feel free to get back to me any time! The last thing I want is to rush you or impose you haha, but I'm also looking forward to spending whatever time I can with you if you're willing to hear me out. Until then, madam.
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