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IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥ SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN 👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!!
HATE TO TELL YAA THIS,, BUT BARBS PASSED LAST WEEK AND THE DAMMM,, GLOOWIES THINK I DIB IT! LOCKUED UP TIGHT RITE NOW AND IT SUCKS MORE THAN GRASSCLIBBINS ON A SUNDAY MORNNIN TEELLLUWAT// IMN OT SO GOOD AT THGS WHOLE ELECTRIC MAILLING THING AND I ONLLY GET 1 PERR WEEK AT THE REQUESTT OF JUDGE DICKFORBRAINS, TBE HONORABLE SCHMUCK IF I EVER MET ONEE HARHAR. THEYY ARE SAYYYINGG THAT BARBS WAS SUFFOFOCATD
IN THE BLOOW UP CASTLE FOR MY BIRRTHDDAYY. THAT THEY HABE A SHOE PRINT FROM INSIDE THEE CASLE BUT I LIVE FREE WITH MA DOGS OUT ON THE PARIE YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN. IF THE SHOE DOESNT FIT YOU MUST A QUITY1!!1! ANY WHO, BOB IF YOU CULD PUT SOOME MOOLA OJN MY BOOKS IT WOULD KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY DEBBTSSS THABKS ABAIN Bb OBBBY YOUUUU KNOW I LUVVV TO GAMBLE MORE THAN I EVER LOVED BARBS HARHARHAR
GOBBLESSM,
SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )
HATE TO TELL YAA THIS,, BUT BARBS PASSED LAST WEEK AND THE DAMMM,, GLOOWIES THINK I DIB IT! LOCKUED UP TIGHT RITE NOW AND IT SUCKS MORE THAN GRASSCLIBBINS ON A SUNDAY MORNNIN TEELLLUWAT// IMN OT SO GOOD AT THGS WHOLE ELECTRIC MAILLING THING AND I ONLLY GET 1 PERR WEEK AT THE REQUESTT OF JUDGE DICKFORBRAINS, TBE HONORABLE SCHMUCK IF I EVER MET ONEE HARHAR. THEYY ARE SAYYYINGG THAT BARBS WAS SUFFOFOCATD
IN THE BLOOW UP CASTLE FOR MY BIRRTHDDAYY. THAT THEY HABE A SHOE PRINT FROM INSIDE THEE CASLE BUT I LIVE FREE WITH MA DOGS OUT ON THE PARIE YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN. IF THE SHOE DOESNT FIT YOU MUST A QUITY1!!1! ANY WHO, BOB IF YOU CULD PUT SOOME MOOLA OJN MY BOOKS IT WOULD KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY DEBBTSSS THABKS ABAIN Bb OBBBY YOUUUU KNOW I LUVVV TO GAMBLE MORE THAN I EVER LOVED BARBS HARHARHAR
GOBBLESSM,
SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )
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THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES
SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )
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SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )
I DON"T KNOW HOW TO TELL YA THIS BUT STARIN" AT THAT SCREEN ALL DAY AINT GONNA HELP YA NONE YOU SHOULD GO OUT SIDE AND WORK ON EMGINES LIKE ME AND MY POPS DID ON THE GOOD OLD CHEBY BEL AIR,,,,,,
BY THE WAY MY DIGESTION ISSUES HAVEN"T GOTTEN ANY BETTER AND THE WIFE IS PISSED,,,, DO YOU KNOW ANY REMEDIES/////
HOPE YOU AND BARBS AREE DOIN" GOOD1
SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )
I DON"T KNOW HOW TO TELL YA THIS BUT STARIN" AT THAT SCREEN ALL DAY AINT GONNA HELP YA NONE YOU SHOULD GO OUT SIDE AND WORK ON EMGINES LIKE ME AND MY POPS DID ON THE GOOD OLD CHEBY BEL AIR,,,,,,
BY THE WAY MY DIGESTION ISSUES HAVEN"T GOTTEN ANY BETTER AND THE WIFE IS PISSED,,,, DO YOU KNOW ANY REMEDIES/////
HOPE YOU AND BARBS AREE DOIN" GOOD1
SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )
THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES
THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES
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