-rep dont trade with him he stole my virginity and my awp safari mesh bs

+rep awesome and fast trader!!

my pet dog is watching

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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my ♥♥♥♥♥.

By the grace of God, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed.

I think it's time for me to come out of the armory: I sexually identify as an M4A1 carbine.
People told me that it's impossible for me to be an assault rifle and that I am mentally ill, but I don't care. I am beautiful. I know that I was supposed to be born as a fully-automatic, 5.56x45mm-firing military killing machine. I've already contacted a good surgeon, and am having a telescoping stock, rail system, and removable carrying handle attached to my body. From now on, I want you to call me "M4". If you don't accept the new, true me, you are a gunophobe and need to check your carbine privilege. Thanks for being so understanding guys!