6,000 Dota games just to unlock Sven’s true identity: Bob the Builder with dementia. Spends the whole match farming, pops ult and BKB to bully towers instead of heroes, then when enemies stroll into our base to delete the throne, he TP’s across like he’s filming a DIY show, fails to finish a single barracks, and casually dips out while we lose. Peak 6k experience.

stick to playing with your small tiny chicken down there because clearly playing anything with skill that isn't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn dating simulator is beyond you

go play rock paper scissors in the mirror and when you finally win then play dota

helen keller would be honoured to meet you because you're somehow more blind and deaf than she is