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Hey, Khary, how you doing there, buddy? Good. So, um, quick thing, real quick, not that quick, kinda serious, not that serious, but kinda serious. This morning, you got me my coffee, like I told you, like I hired you for. Thank you so much, little guy. But not only did you forget the milk, but you also forgot to get a receipt. Yeah. Let’s not do that again, huh? Let’s not not get receipts. Gotta get receipts. It’s a, it’s a business. Alright, so uh, you know, it’s fine, just don’t, I know things slip through your mind ‘cause you don’t, you know, but you’re part of this company, man. You’re a big part. Alright, you’re important. You the coffee man, coffee boy. You a coffee boy! P.S. get a receipt next time or I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire you

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STRANGE SOMETHING OF OLFRIN
POST THIS TO 10 PEOPLES WALLS FOR GOOD LUCK AND PROTECTION FROM THE STRANGE SOMETHING

Oh Mrs. Fox, please don't take an umbrella.
Quick, knit my feelings together, won’t you?
A daimyo's procession. Corpses guarding the gate.
"Open it? Open, please?"

The fox's wedding, let us set off to retrieve
I, whom they lost instead of you.

Behind this torii lies my broken, dead body and
The daimyo's procession. The corpses’ guards.

Hey, hey, laugh, let me see you laugh?
Stop it, stop it
It hurts
Aaah
Your words are
So kind, they lead
To an embarrassing beginning.

AAaaaaAhH, it hurts,
AAAaaaAH, help me
I don't like the pain, so I'll accept you.
Hey, hey, laugh, are you going to skewer me?

Born in the capital, I was bound and brought up.
Who knows how many years passed—by then, I'd
Been played with, I'd degraded and devoured humans.

Who knows how many years passed—on my birthday,
I found you, and felt so strongly,
"I want to eat you, I want to eat you, I so want to eat you."
I had seduced you with my own body,
And where I nibbled you, and I devoured.

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take A deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs,
What's goin' on
And I say hey.... hey....
I said hey, what's goin' on
And I say hey.... hey....
I said hey, what's goin' on
Ooh, Ooh, Oooohh, Oooohh, what's up...
Ooh, Ooh, Oooohh, Oooohh, what's up...
And I try, oh my God, do I try
I try all the time in this institution
And I pray, oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day FOR A REVOLUTION!
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON!!

Hey 🌲🌨 you Christmas 🎅🏼🌲☃elf 🌲❄️🌨 lookin 👀 b!tch it's the end 🙁😭❌❌of H0Evember 🍁🍂🦃🍗but that means the beginning 😊👌👍of D!ckcember 🍆👌👍 tis 👏the 👏 season 👏 to 👏 be 👏 a 👏h0e 🎅🏼h0e🎅🏼h0e🎅🏼all over that d!ck🍆👅👀❗️send this to ❄️1️⃣0️⃣🌲other reindeer 🐾🌛🔔 b!tches 🙋 who need to get 🍆STUFFED 🍆💦 like ❄️ their 🎁stocking 🛍🌲👉👌🌲this HOEliday ⛸🌨 season🔔. If you get 5️⃣ back you a sexy 👀☃snowman☃s!ut💃👅😱👅 if you don't resend ❌😯🙅 this you a 👎fu*gly 😭Grinch 👹😈lookin 😯😲b!tch 😂😂who will get COAL 🌑⛏from Daddy Claus 🍪🎅🏼🍭💦this SLU!!TSmas 👅instead of HEAD😋💦

Hey 🌲🌨 you Christmas 🎅🏼🌲☃elf 🌲❄️🌨 lookin 👀 b!tch it's the end 🙁😭❌❌of H0Evember 🍁🍂🦃🍗but that means the beginning 😊👌👍of D!ckcember 🍆👌👍 tis 👏the 👏 season 👏 to 👏 be 👏 a 👏h0e 🎅🏼h0e🎅🏼h0e🎅🏼all over that d!ck🍆👅👀❗️send this to ❄️1️⃣0️⃣🌲other reindeer 🐾🌛🔔 b!tches 🙋 who need to get 🍆STUFFED 🍆💦 like ❄️ their 🎁stocking 🛍🌲👉👌🌲this HOEliday ⛸🌨 season🔔. If you get 5️⃣ back you a sexy 👀☃snowman☃s!ut💃👅😱👅 if you don't resend ❌😯🙅 this you a 👎fu*gly 😭Grinch 👹😈lookin 😯😲b!tch 😂😂who will get COAL 🌑⛏from Daddy Claus 🍪🎅🏼🍭💦this SLU!!TSmas 👅instead of HEAD😋💦

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 you're A TRUE HOM

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 you're A TRUE HOM

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

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