«I’m going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night, people spouting ‘Howdy, neighbor!’

Heading up to South Park, gonna see if I can’t unwind

I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas

I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas.»