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+rep nice person 😉

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

-rep fake af and plays with fake af hackers.

you might have called me retarded but you were the one crying like one, keep it classy though gamer

at least you play esea, too bad youre still awful and you dont know how to bait. too bad you cried like your dad left for cigs again

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❗❗ ATTENTION 2006 KIDS ❗❗ This 👇 is the last year of being a kid! 👦👦👦 Because NEXT 👉 YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️🔥🔥 PARTYING 🎉🎉 DRINKING 🍹🍹 MAKING OUT 👄👄 AND SEX 🍆 👅 PERIODS 🔴🔴 😠😠 HEARTBREAKS 💔💔 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

And is that supposed to be an insult? Just FYI, I'm 5'2, 125 lbs, 50% body fat. Beefy shoulders, slippery, greasy back (deadlift PR of 20 lbs), a jungle of chest hair, a hitler moustache, plump forearms, double chin, and the majority of my wardrobe is made up of Logan Paul merch.
I'm an Instagram girl's wet dream, and I still turn that ♥♥♥♥ down since I have better options throwing themselves at me nearly every time I go out in public.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can fit a car tire. If anyone actually reads this, keep in mind that an average ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a human being can dilate between 2-4 centimeters. One car tire is roughly 500x200 cm. So yeah, fitting a car tire in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is probably a world record and should deserve a Guinness book of world records entry. My first piece of advice if you think you can beat this record is don’t even try. My second piece of advice is (if the first piece of advice is ignored), start small and gradually move on to bigger things. Anal bleeding ruins many articles of clothing including but not limited to socks and shoes. Actually, while we’re on the topic of anal stretching and clothes being ruined, you should know once the anus is stretched beyond 8 cm, the sphincter is rendered useless. Gravity will just pull turds right out of your ass with no regard for anything.

not gonna lie, your burger looks straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it looks like a coleslaw golem came in it, it looks like you had a blind walrus cut the bun then someone sneezed on it, the presentation is absolutely tragic and this attempted swing at kfc probably hit with the force of a fart in a hurricane. just take the chicken out of the middle and do more of that, then people won't have to dislocate their jaw like a snake to take a bite out of it before having the other side squirt out like a rhino with diarrhea.

I'm loving the kinky blind folding, I lean back in my chair and i enjoy your hand stroking up and down my hard ♥♥♥♥, i enjoy feeling your lips touching the end of my ♥♥♥♥ and i put my hands around the back of your head to control the rhythm, i want you to get my whole ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth, almost to the point of you gagging on it x x

I just beat my meat to your bitmoji. I feel so bad about it but it felt so good at the time. Seeing her face on the snapmap knowing exactly where she was. Holy ♥♥♥♥ I was instantly rock hard. As I was beating my meat I opened the camera and used the bitmoji stickers to put her bitmoji face dancing on my penis. ♥♥♥♥ it felt so good. I came in under 3 minutes thank you God for creating bitmojis, sorry I need to wipe the jizz from my desk I'll brb.

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o you're going by "Kritelli" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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vampire lookin ass

emo vampire lookin a$$

this kid is so white its insane

THIS KID IS A WANNABE KNEEGER

this kid would shoot up a school

this is the type of kid to beat his meat to men

stupid fa gg ot

whats up with the text asking for ear pics?

this kid thinks he is tough but really he looks like a scrotum

what a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥

he asked me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ once

T\/\/AT