Kirby!! 最近的评测

It's like a New York slice.

You can wavedash as Spongebob.

I like the game. Is fun. :)

So, seeing this review, your first thought is probably:
"7.2 hours on record? Why would anyone play a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ visual novel made by a corporate food chain about some dead fry cook for THAT long?"

Here's the thing:
I haven't.
But Steam says I have.
I originally got this game on the day of it's launch as a joke, intending to of course play the game as a joke. However much to my dismay, the game wouldn't launch, at least not in the way it was supposed to. While no gaming was taking place, to Steam, the game DID launch, and was staying launched, and was running in the background of my computer, slowly racking up hours and in addition making me computer behave like total garbage.
This lead to 7.2 Hours of recorded game time.

It is currently one in the morning, and I thought, "perhaps I will try running this game again, for the jokes," as I heard it could be solved by opting into the Beta.

I attempt this, I let it install, and: A Unity Error Pop-Up. And the game crashes. No logo, nothing.

Everyday I sit in fear from this game, fear of the DM from a friend about why I have over 7 hours in a game that only takes one, fore I don't even know anything about this stupid miserable game. This game haunts me to my very soul, the mocking face of the Colonel peering it's way just barely into my "Most Played" list.

I am making this review to get this off my chest, and also because I really want Steam XP.

I hate you, Colonel Sanders. ♥♥♥♥ you.