I'll be getting touched on site, while this ninja ahh teammate is literally on pluto

Yk i never thought a man would be on that ♥♥♥♥ like he does but to my DISBELIEF bro told me to not tell everyone the sickening truth.... well here's the truth..( L in the chat 4 chirp)... the power is the truth.. you dont know about the power of joseph? lmao bruh our lord and savior the divine knows about joseph... joseph smith that is... found the tablets... (the tablets were shown to him by angels. yes... bro... REALANGELS....) so anyway real angles showed him the truth and the truth is the way and the light... you can have wives in heaven yes YOU SIR can have wives in heaven your god given right!! Do not drink caffine. do not do do drugs! ... play counterstrike evrery day! you must.... the heavenly portal shows you the way and he light listen to his voice...his holy voice his GRACIOUS NAME.....! YOU will have it. Only if you beleive. I know this. He knows this. with every kiss

this guy does his own stunts,, he's like tom cruise but 10 white monsters deep

This full grown man smells like the inside of a dirty air vent AND rubber ducks WITH peanut butter!!!!1! The crunchy kind type freakily... Told me things about dachshunds too!!11!!!1! what a TOILET BOWL...............
.......... L in the chat for chirp

Uhh, what the hell are you talking about saying I'm aiming above their heads and directly at the first box I saw when I held W and went outside with AWP?? directed at the first random box I saw

I'm aiming at shoulder level, *pal* . And by the way I'll throw if we get Nuke match... No, I'll still queue with you guys, you just better not pick Nuke next match.... Omg WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON B-SITE, ARE YOU GOOD BRO?.. oh my bad you just got one-tapped as soon as you turned away to rotate my b!... . LOL buddy just mute me xD
(Just to be a spiteful I'm gonna push every round on CT and die without a kill immediately every round now

this guy stole everything i owned then helped me look for it for 4 hours