I took her out, it was a Friday night,
I wore cologne to get the feeling right,
We started making out and she took off my pants,
- But then I turned on the TV,
And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three,
And are still more amused by TV shows,
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Retired 1.6 gamer.