Too much of everything is just enough.
-- Bob Wier
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BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.
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HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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When you are in the middle of a story it isn't a story at all, but
only a confusion; a dark roaring, a blindness, a wreckage of shattered
glass and splintered wood, like a house in a whirlwind, or else a boat
crushed by the icebergs or swept over the rapids, and all aboard
powerless to stop it. It's only afterwards that it becomes anything
like a story at all. When you are telling it, to yourself or to
someone else.
-- Margaret Atwood, "Alias Grace"
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The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
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