I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm [explicit] but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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+rep good job, my friend

nice moves, can you add me?

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I am so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. I haven't touched my penis in AGES! I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIN TISSUE OF A TIT OR AN ASS FOR SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LONG! I HAVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR SO LONG! BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FINALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACK OFF! MY ♥♥♥ LOOKS AS WHITE AND AS SOLID AS MORE THAN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLOUR WHITE! MY BALLS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE WITH HOW MUCH ♥♥♥ THEY ARE HOLDING RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ THIS INSTANT! I AM GOING TO FINALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JORK IT AFTER THIS MANY YEARS!!! STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL PORN SITES! BECAUSE I AM COMING! BOTH INSIDE AND OUTSIDE YOUR ASSES!!!!