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ShadE 2025 年 10 月 2 日 上午 4:21 
♿
Vlamtosti 2025 年 9 月 23 日 上午 8:34 
Yo, it’s Jort on the mic, yeah, you know the name,
Clutchin’ every round, bringin’ fire to the game.
Flashbangs poppin’, smokes hittin’ right,
Headshots rainin’ down like a midnight fight.

Plant that bomb, time’s tickin’, don’t flinch,
Jort’s got the skills, never outta pinch.
From Dust to Mirage, he owns the map,
One-tap king, got your back in a snap.

No lag, no cheat, just pure skill flex,
Watch the scoreboard light up—what’s next?
Jort’s in the zone, no time to stall,
CSGO legend, standin’ tall through it all.
Vlamtosti 2025 年 9 月 23 日 上午 8:32 
A cat in moonboots whispered tax advice to my sandwich, and now the wallpaper smells like jazz—was that Tuesday or just a really confident dream?
Vlamtosti 2025 年 9 月 23 日 上午 8:31 
A mysterious cat in a velvet cape just traded me a jellybean for my sense of direction—should I be concerned, or is this how adventures start?
Vlamtosti 2025 年 9 月 23 日 上午 8:31 
Cat has big dreams, chases shadow, leaps to unknown heights, and then naps like it’s an Olympic sport.
Vlamtosti 2025 年 9 月 23 日 上午 8:29 
Much wow, very whisker, such fluff—cat zooms to moon, eats all the cheese, makes big purrs, very speed, much confuse!
.⁧⁧Wetto 2024 年 12 月 1 日 上午 3:27 
I am a wolf. I am an alpha. I am a wolf. I am an alpha.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

Fear me.
mystzi 2024 年 12 月 1 日 上午 2:53 
I am a wolf. I am an alpha. I am a wolf. I am an alpha.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

Fear me.
mystzi 2024 年 11 月 3 日 上午 8:47 
jortina mmmmmmmmmmm
mystzi 2024 年 10 月 4 日 上午 8:29 
just had haircut
samii 2024 年 10 月 4 日 上午 4:10 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still enraged about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
.⁧⁧Wetto 2024 年 10 月 4 日 上午 1:32 
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fully in die D2 2024 年 8 月 9 日 下午 9:42 
goat
mystzi 2024 年 8 月 4 日 上午 4:59 
just had haircut
.⁧⁧Wetto 2024 年 7 月 17 日 上午 8:13 
+rep:steamthumbsdown:
.⁧⁧Wetto 2024 年 4 月 21 日 上午 9:52 
If Jort has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Jort has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jort has only one fan then that is me. If Jort has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ronaldo, then I am against the world.
Fahad506 2023 年 7 月 29 日 下午 10:58 
<3
AYYJAYY 2023 年 7 月 20 日 上午 3:13 
Signed by AYYJAYY
NeiZz 2023 年 6 月 13 日 上午 12:25 
Good player
.⁧⁧Wetto 2023 年 6 月 9 日 上午 4:54 
signed by scream
raikeN 2023 年 5 月 6 日 下午 10:56 
-rep cheating on faceit
.⁧⁧Wetto 2023 年 2 月 22 日 上午 5:35 
+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
.⁧⁧Wetto 2023 年 2 月 22 日 上午 5:32 
-rep kicking me out of the game!!! i was like whaaaat!!:steamfacepalm: idiot team mate:steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:
Stale 2023 年 2 月 4 日 下午 7:04 
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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
StResS 2022 年 12 月 20 日 上午 4:35 
+rep insane RL player
dap 2022 年 8 月 24 日 上午 5:59 
-Dappur :)
tm 2022 年 7 月 20 日 上午 3:23 
signed by torment =)
Skytek. 2022 年 5 月 23 日 上午 2:41 
Friendly and very good player
Tbates 2022 年 5 月 3 日 上午 1:39 
- tbates <3
Rizex 2022 年 4 月 29 日 上午 1:33 
Signed by Rizex45! :3
Jordan 2022 年 4 月 19 日 上午 6:06 
signed by jordan :lunar2019piginablanket:
Guhberry 2022 年 3 月 19 日 上午 3:57 
Jort you built like a 2 liter coke bottle man.
Anyways thanks for being awesome dude <3

Signed by Guhberry :rloctane:
Fairy Peak! 2022 年 2 月 25 日 上午 11:38 
woooooooooo :seasons_fox:
Oski 2022 年 2 月 18 日 下午 11:27 
Signed by Oski :)
Metsanauris 2022 年 2 月 18 日 下午 7:29 
Signed by Metsanauris
tcorrell. 2022 年 2 月 1 日 上午 9:19 
Signed by tcorrell. <3
Kronovi^-^ 2022 年 1 月 25 日 上午 3:37 
Signed by Kro ^-^
Pulse Pethy 2021 年 12 月 24 日 上午 8:42 
signed by Pethy :D
MaRc_By_8. 2021 年 12 月 19 日 上午 1:03 
Signed by MaRc_By_8. :albertein:
Kash 2021 年 12 月 18 日 上午 10:52 
Signed by Kash
Comm 2021 年 12 月 18 日 上午 9:00 
signed by Comm :steamthumbsup:
Sparrowhawk 2021 年 12 月 18 日 上午 6:16 
babi jort is cracked at rocket league
AcroniK. ☆ 2021 年 10 月 10 日 上午 3:14 
signed by AcroniK.
Pr1ze 2021 年 9 月 25 日 下午 8:14 
Moi guys, Daddy here :)
JZR 2021 年 9 月 16 日 上午 3:46 
Moi guys, JZR here :)
Rat 2021 年 8 月 24 日 上午 12:09 
Signed by Sotus <3
Tox 2021 年 8 月 16 日 下午 10:42 
Signed by Tox <3
Yukeo 2021 年 8 月 6 日 上午 4:22 
Signed by Yukeo
Pulse TRUXY 2021 年 8 月 1 日 上午 6:06 
𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚡𝚢
Thanovic 2021 年 7 月 1 日 上午 9:56 
Signed by Thanovic <3