Nah sorry you can't buy the items. I am a virtual hoarder.

STAR_ (real name Steven Serge) is an American gameplay commentator who resides in Boston, Massachusetts, and regularly uploads gameplay commentaries for Team Fortress 2. He first started out as a somewhat dull, calm, person providing tips and strategies during TF2 matches, but later developed a great sense of humor, and a somewhat manic and enthusiastic personality.