SUPER GAY

Whats up internet my name is Gabe. I am a amatuer bodybuilder in my free time and am a regional manager at a high profile office supply chain. I have also dabbled in video games from time to time and consider myself highly skilled. I used to run Quake III TDM with my clan D3m0NMFKRZ back in the day so i guarantree that my aim and reflexes are better than urs kiddo... Hit me up for a 1v1 anyime, any game that i own. I will mop the floor with u...... I currently kick it on Team Fortress 2 and am looking to join a clan. If that oldskool ♥♥♥♥ is up ur alley then hit me up meng. P.S. Everyone who has been making fun of how much money i make guess what? I have mint condition 2016 Camaro sitting in my driveway so whos laughing now?

No, you’re NOT a gamer

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

-rep walls

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

+rep