A working-class retelling of P.B. Shelley's poem Ozymandias.

I met a fella who got back from his holidays in a knackered country,
He started yapping to me—“Two fat stone legs, yeah? Connected to nowt
Are dumped in the desert. . . . Just by them, on the sand,
A ♥♥♥♥-off sized head is there, with a face like a slapped arse,
A wobbly lip, looking like a ♥♥♥♥ of a governor,
You could tell the bloke who made it knew him personally,
The sculpting was a proper good job like,
You can tell that whoever this bighead ♥♥♥♥ was, he was a bit of a bastard,
And just by all this dumped masonry was an old sign that said:
"♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥. I'm Ozymandias, governor of governors,
Look on all the ♥♥♥♥♥ I've had build for me, and ♥♥♥♥ yourself!"
There was ♥♥♥♥ all to see, it'd all been nicked and wind and that,
All you could see was miles and miles of more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sand.

SEX

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!


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he meets a blue fish called dory, a slightly dim yet positively charming fish that unfortunately suffers from short term amnesia. dory offers to help marlin find his son and the story from there is a tale of discovery, friendship and overcoming challenges.

i don't believe it'll be as good as that quaint film "7 asian men 1 white girl ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (bukkake swallow)" that you recommended me but i'm sure you'll enjoy it nonetheless (2)

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